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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

April 29, 2010 11:53:53 Posted at April 29, 2010 11:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story

RDJ everywhere

April 28, 2010 14:53:34 Posted at April 28, 2010 14:53:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, even when he Tiger Woodsed him. Full Story

The Original Situation

April 27, 2010 13:25:36 Posted at April 27, 2010 13:25:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I.’s Situation, which of course is Tiny. Full Story

My obsession crosses the Atlantic

April 27, 2010 12:15:11 Posted at April 27, 2010 12:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now already been featured twice in People Magazine this week, first focusing on Aaron’s point of view (he says he’s an old soul and Sam’s a young soul and as such they’re perfect together), and now from Sam’s vantage on the heels of her feature story in Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

The Charismatic RDJ

April 26, 2010 13:03:35 Posted at April 26, 2010 13:03:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. Full Story

Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

April 20, 2010 13:58:45 Posted at April 20, 2010 13:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Coachella Love

April 19, 2010 07:33:17 Posted at April 19, 2010 07:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they pull it down because they’ve been pulling all the videos down and you really shouldn’t miss it, especially around the 4:20 mark. Full Story

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The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream

April 16, 2010 11:02:05 Posted at April 16, 2010 11:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’s helping her walk. And sit down. Full Story

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Jay-Z’s BitchFace

April 13, 2010 13:43:59 Posted at April 13, 2010 13:43:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was at a junket and some fans (adults) were waiting outside the hotel for, I don’t know, Colin Firth to arrive or something, and they had baked goods with them that they brought from home that they brought for him as a gift. Full Story

She is Capable and First

April 12, 2010 12:31:56 Posted at April 12, 2010 12:31:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made a member based exclusively on acting achievement. Full Story

Gwyneth steaming cod

April 9, 2010 08:40:00 Posted at April 9, 2010 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the subject were Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Garner, it would indeed be a boring one. Full Story