Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Madonna channels 1987 self

May 21, 2010 11:41:26 Posted at May 21, 2010 11:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah It’s Maddona! Looking like Madonna! For the first time in what feels like a hundred years, here’s Madonna looking like herself, instead of a frightening lizard person. This is the Madonna I love. Weird clothes no one else could ever wear, exiting a nightclub (Aurora in London) in the wee hours of the morning surrounded by bodyguards and paparazzi. Full Story

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The JLo Show

May 21, 2010 08:13:02 Posted at May 21, 2010 08:13:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface

May 17, 2010 11:16:00 Posted at May 17, 2010 11:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with the two young stars of Diego’s movie perhaps the next version of themselves. Full Story

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All day Cate

May 13, 2010 08:11:41 Posted at May 13, 2010 08:11:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace and her skin in person it’s so flawless and her features they’re so classic, how can you not drop down and . Full Story

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They all can’t be Helen Mirren

May 11, 2010 14:03:08 Posted at May 11, 2010 14:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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Karl’s girls and couples dancing

May 11, 2010 09:42:54 Posted at May 11, 2010 09:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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The Anniversary of their Sex

April 30, 2010 08:20:53 Posted at April 30, 2010 08:20:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love and the passion of the soul and the miracle of the life. Full Story

Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

April 29, 2010 11:53:53 Posted at April 29, 2010 11:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story

RDJ everywhere

April 28, 2010 14:53:34 Posted at April 28, 2010 14:53:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, even when he Tiger Woodsed him. Full Story

The Original Situation

April 27, 2010 13:25:36 Posted at April 27, 2010 13:25:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I.’s Situation, which of course is Tiny. Full Story

My obsession crosses the Atlantic

April 27, 2010 12:15:11 Posted at April 27, 2010 12:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now already been featured twice in People Magazine this week, first focusing on Aaron’s point of view (he says he’s an old soul and Sam’s a young soul and as such they’re perfect together), and now from Sam’s vantage on the heels of her feature story in Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story