Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Jay-Z’s BitchFace

April 13, 2010 13:43:59 Posted at April 13, 2010 13:43:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was at a junket and some fans (adults) were waiting outside the hotel for, I don’t know, Colin Firth to arrive or something, and they had baked goods with them that they brought from home that they brought for him as a gift. Full Story

She is Capable and First

April 12, 2010 12:31:56 Posted at April 12, 2010 12:31:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made a member based exclusively on acting achievement. Full Story

Gwyneth steaming cod

April 9, 2010 08:40:00 Posted at April 9, 2010 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the subject were Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Garner, it would indeed be a boring one. Full Story

Potter... or Spittle?

April 1, 2010 11:45:59 Posted at April 1, 2010 11:45:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking butterbeer probably ranks much, much lower on the list of lifetime experiences than. Full Story

Sam & Aaron with the family

March 31, 2010 08:41:00 Posted at March 31, 2010 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sam Taylor-Wood was not with Aaron Johnson yesterday in Berlin at the Kick-Ass photo call and I was a little sad. As you know, I am obsessed. Then these new photos surfaced. SO GOOD. They were taken on March 27th in London. Aaron went for Starbucks, then went to get Sam at the salon with her girls. All four of them left together. Full Story

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The Greatest & My Fair Lady

March 26, 2010 08:36:00 Posted at March 26, 2010 08:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! Show me. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

March 22, 2010 12:29:23 Posted at March 22, 2010 12:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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7 pages of Karl gold

March 18, 2010 10:53:59 Posted at March 18, 2010 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin and your bitch sing. Full Story

Coke Can Curlers

March 17, 2010 11:32:30 Posted at March 17, 2010 11:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story

French Forehead Tittaes

March 10, 2010 09:32:58 Posted at March 10, 2010 09:32:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story