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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

The Charismatic RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 13:03:35 April 26, 2010 13:03:35

I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. Full Story

Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 13:58:45 April 20, 2010 13:58:45

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Coachella Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:33:17 April 19, 2010 07:33:17

F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they pull it down because they’ve been pulling all the videos down and you really shouldn’t miss it, especially around the 4:20 mark. Full Story

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The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 11:02:05 April 16, 2010 11:02:05

Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’s helping her walk. And sit down. Full Story

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Jay-Z’s BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 13:43:59 April 13, 2010 13:43:59

He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was at a junket and some fans (adults) were waiting outside the hotel for, I don’t know, Colin Firth to arrive or something, and they had baked goods with them that they brought from home that they brought for him as a gift. Full Story

She is Capable and First

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 12:31:56 April 12, 2010 12:31:56

I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made a member based exclusively on acting achievement. Full Story

Gwyneth steaming cod

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 08:40:00 April 9, 2010 08:40:00

She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the subject were Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Garner, it would indeed be a boring one. Full Story

Potter... or Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 11:45:59 April 1, 2010 11:45:59

Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking butterbeer probably ranks much, much lower on the list of lifetime experiences than. Full Story

Sam & Aaron with the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 08:41:00 March 31, 2010 08:41:00

Sam Taylor-Wood was not with Aaron Johnson yesterday in Berlin at the Kick-Ass photo call and I was a little sad. As you know, I am obsessed. Then these new photos surfaced. SO GOOD. They were taken on March 27th in London. Aaron went for Starbucks, then went to get Sam at the salon with her girls. All four of them left together. Full Story

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The Greatest & My Fair Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:36:00 March 26, 2010 08:36:00

There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! Show me. Full Story

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