Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Morning man nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 10:55:59 June 3, 2010 10:55:59

He doesn't make me quiver but he always me...happy. I can't look at Russell Brand - ever - and not smile. Or laugh. Mostly laugh. This, I suspect, is what happens with Katy Perry every day. So here's Russell in New York today, giving us some chest action while promoting Get Him to the Greek, opening this weekend and, so far, generating some really, really great reviews. Full Story

The players and the WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 08:17:56 June 3, 2010 08:17:56

An armed guard service met Team England at the airport today in South Africa as the squad has now arrived in advance of the World Cup beginning June 11th. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I’m an anglophile. So this is partly why I’ll be following the English side, yes. Full Story

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The GMD Pea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 13:16:27 May 28, 2010 13:16:27

Well...he’s not Jakey. It’s because he’s too earnest about it. And then when he fronts like it’s all loose and fun and easy, it’s hard to believe he’s unclenched. Is he ever unclenched? This is Tom Cruise with will.i.am doing interviews yesterday, several of them, to begin promotion for Knight & Day. Full Story

It’s her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 07:21:51 May 24, 2010 07:21:51

Ten days ago I wrote about Elisabetta Canalis on Twitter. At the time it wasn’t slamdunk. Many of you totally bought it, others remained sceptical. Would George Clooney really allow his Italian Queen to participate in a medium he has on several occasions said that he abhors? It seemed unlikely. Full Story

Madonna channels 1987 self

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 11:41:26 May 21, 2010 11:41:26

Written by Sarah It’s Maddona! Looking like Madonna! For the first time in what feels like a hundred years, here’s Madonna looking like herself, instead of a frightening lizard person. This is the Madonna I love. Weird clothes no one else could ever wear, exiting a nightclub (Aurora in London) in the wee hours of the morning surrounded by bodyguards and paparazzi. Full Story

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The JLo Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 08:13:02 May 21, 2010 08:13:02

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 11:16:00 May 17, 2010 11:16:00

Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with the two young stars of Diego’s movie perhaps the next version of themselves. Full Story

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All day Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 08:11:41 May 13, 2010 08:11:41

Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace and her skin in person it’s so flawless and her features they’re so classic, how can you not drop down and . Full Story

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They all can’t be Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 14:03:08 May 11, 2010 14:03:08

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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Karl’s girls and couples dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 09:42:54 May 11, 2010 09:42:54

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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The Anniversary of their Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 08:20:53 April 30, 2010 08:20:53

Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love and the passion of the soul and the miracle of the life. Full Story