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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Johnny makes them cry

December 8, 2009 07:09:39 Posted at December 8, 2009 07:09:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp arrived in Tokyo today where hundreds of fans were waiting for him at the airport. They had signs and photos and some were moved to tears. Mostly the grown women. This is what I have a hard time understanding. Am not a particularly weepy person to begin with but still, I worship Meryl Streep and there was no crying involved when I heard her speak at the ROM. Full Story

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Red carpet at the football game

December 7, 2009 11:34:56 Posted at December 7, 2009 11:34:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on an organisation. Is this the Lopez/Anthony legacy? I can’t complain. Full Story

Honouring The Continental

December 7, 2009 10:13:34 Posted at December 7, 2009 10:13:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, not really, but he totally deserves an award for that too. Christopher Walken was honoured at the Marrakesh film festival this weekend, a tribute to his work. Next up for Walken: Broadway. He’ll be headlining Full Story

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RDJ on the set of Due Date

December 7, 2009 09:00:10 Posted at December 7, 2009 09:00:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to his wife, who is in labour, and he’s forced to endure a road trip with Zach Galifianikis. Full Story

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Pitt Porn is art

December 4, 2009 08:18:13 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

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The Italian Queen now and then

December 3, 2009 15:36:04 Posted at December 3, 2009 15:36:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s Best Actor putting him back in the lead temporarily in the Oscar race. Full Story

She always comes through…

December 3, 2009 15:28:48 Posted at December 3, 2009 15:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. Full Story

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This is the face

December 2, 2009 15:40:00 Posted at December 2, 2009 15:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in London somewhere blessing a puppy and telling you all to behave. Full Story

Ely & Eminem

December 2, 2009 09:59:20 Posted at December 2, 2009 09:59:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at his place. It’s become so that he can’t be away from her. Full Story

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Wiig!

December 1, 2009 14:39:50 Posted at December 1, 2009 14:39:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She doesn’t get enough love. Today’s a good day for it. Kristen Wiig was at the Gotham Awards last night. Am all over what she’s wearing, it works for her. Also reminds me of my friend Duana who can wear red tights like no other bitch and also has long, long legs up to her neck. 2009 was a good year for Kristen. Full Story

Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks

December 1, 2009 07:04:41 Posted at December 1, 2009 07:04:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical success and followed that up by playing the romantic female lead in a new comedy It’s Complicated due out this month. Full Story

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