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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Potter... or Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 11:45:59 April 1, 2010 11:45:59

Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking butterbeer probably ranks much, much lower on the list of lifetime experiences than. Full Story

Sam & Aaron with the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 08:41:00 March 31, 2010 08:41:00

Sam Taylor-Wood was not with Aaron Johnson yesterday in Berlin at the Kick-Ass photo call and I was a little sad. As you know, I am obsessed. Then these new photos surfaced. SO GOOD. They were taken on March 27th in London. Aaron went for Starbucks, then went to get Sam at the salon with her girls. All four of them left together. Full Story

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The Greatest & My Fair Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:36:00 March 26, 2010 08:36:00

There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! Show me. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 12:29:23 March 22, 2010 12:29:23

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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7 pages of Karl gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 10:53:59 March 18, 2010 10:53:59

You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin and your bitch sing. Full Story

Coke Can Curlers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 11:32:30 March 17, 2010 11:32:30

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story

French Forehead Tittaes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:32:58 March 10, 2010 09:32:58

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story

Longest on the carpet: Mimi walks so slow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 06:19:30 March 8, 2010 06:19:30

Mimi’s tits weren’t pouring out of her dress. Like, Michelle actually described it as “demure”. Shocking development. Had to lie down for a while to process it. Because two nights before at the Spirit Awards, Mimi pretty much stuffed herself into a short black number and as a result, we actually couldn’t breathe for her. Full Story

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Best Freakout - Tie: Random Producer/Vivica A. Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 05:22:11 March 8, 2010 05:22:11

Post By Duana Generally speaking, the Roosevelt is where the media get ready, and then charge across the street to the red carpet. Which means at 2:30 PM, there's an incredible bottleneck for the two (small!) elevators because of course everyone is getting ready on every floor and heading downstairs. Full Story

The GMD’s Oscar tan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 12:46:07 March 5, 2010 12:46:07

With the exception of the Brange and Depp, all the heavy hitters are in town for Oscar week. It’s when sh-t gets done. And what would a high profile week be without the presence of the GMD reminding us that he’s still relevant? Tom Cruise spoke last night at the 5th Annual Oscar Wilde: Honoring The Irish In Film event, riding up on his bike, all manly mans in his biker jacket, delivering his remarks with trademark intensity and jaw-clenching emphasis. Full Story

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