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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Hamm & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 07:49:25 March 4, 2010 07:49:25

Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled off the ultimate play. Full Story

Johnny for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2010 12:14:27 February 26, 2010 12:14:27

Johnny Depp at the Alice premiere in London last night. He met the Prince. The coolest motherf-cking sh-t ever. In other Johnny news, Shane MacGowan recruited him for a recording in support of Haiti earthquake relief along with some other cool motherf-ckers. Like Nick Cave. And CHRISSIE HYNDE! So... Full Story

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Front Row Sunglasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2010 13:34:33 February 23, 2010 13:34:33

Marc Jacobs said recently that he was done with celebrities at his shows. It used to be that Marc’s shows offered the best front rows. Now that distinction appears to be taken over by Burberry Prorsum. In London today, this is the best front row of all the shows, UK this week and NYC last. NYC in fact was a little low on star factor. Full Story

Through the faces of the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 10:29:14 February 17, 2010 10:29:14

Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the every word that describes every great feeling – her son Rene Charles. Full Story

“Normal” Tina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 09:54:44 February 12, 2010 09:54:44

"In entertainment people either represent youth, power, or sexuality. Then there's me, carrying normalcy.” – Tina Fey in the new Vogue. Word. Anna Wintour finally picked a winner, following the selection of Jessica Biel last month. It’s one of the best example of women in showbiz. Full Story

Happy Birthday GMD Jr!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 08:10:06 February 11, 2010 08:10:06

Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. I don’t think he’s figured it out even though his entire life has already been mapped out for him. Full Story

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Porny Crack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 12:17:00 February 10, 2010 12:17:00

Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who else can entertain this way? Every time he speaks it’s gold. Full Story

Grammy Gaga + Elton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 08:41:00 February 1, 2010 08:41:00

“How wonderful life is, with Gaga in the world." I liked her, and then I saw her live. And that’s when you know. She’s so sublimely absurd, ridiculous, campy, and the theatricality of it all is so intoxicating, so amusing, so ENTERTAINING, so cleverly ironic, you cannot help but love her. Full Story

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Grammy Favourite Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 08:14:00 February 1, 2010 08:14:00

It’s controversial. We will fight. I know this. But Katy Perry’s Zac Posen was my best. It was cheeky and flattering and looked like nipple pasties with sequins but on her, it was a perfect choice. The detail is exquisite, and well, there’s something about this relationship with Russell Brand. Full Story

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No Grammy lunging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 06:12:00 February 1, 2010 06:12:00

What? This is what happens when you make Celine Dion share the stage. She doesn’t have enough room to lunge! Celine of course performed during the MJ tribute with Usher, Jennifer Hudson, and the Country Bitch. She could have also performed during the Haiti piece with Mary J Blige and Andrea Bocelli singing Bridge Over Troubled Water. Full Story