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Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 12:00:00 March 5, 2010 12:00:00

We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho House West Hollywood is situated on the top 2 floors of an office tower on Sunset featuring a wraparound glass terrace and a huge patio with a pond on one end. Full Story

Soho House/Grey Goose Part 4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 11:04:19 March 5, 2010 11:04:19

Only caught a quick glimpse of Natalie Portman and her new man. She is SO small. And that skirt is shorter than you think. The outfit also looks better than it photographs. Portman was having a word with Carey Mulligan. It was all I could do not to have a Sapphic meltdown all over the grand piano. Mulligan stayed close to Maggie Gyllenhaal most of the time, with Peter Sarsgaard coming in and out of their little area. Full Story

Soho House/Grey Goose Part 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 10:31:40 March 5, 2010 10:31:40

If you missed the first 2 parts, please scroll down. Dan and I spent a lot of time marvelling at Jason Bateman, wondering what kind of elixir he must be drinking to look so eternally young. I mean it’s astonishing. He is so handsome and he’s working a nice tan and he doesn’t look leathery and there’s still a boyishness about him that’s totally adorable. Full Story

Soho House/Grey Goose Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 09:24:54 March 5, 2010 09:24:54

If you missed the first part, please scroll down. Seems like Kelly Osbourne is Dave LaChapelle's new muse. Well...she's skinny now, right? Kelly had her hair done Marilyn Monroe styles, in a bedazzled silver teacup dress, like Balenciaga 2 yrs ago. Kelly is thin, small, and shy. Didn't seem entirely comfortable, almost as though she was asking herself how she got here. Full Story

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Soho House/Grey Goose Part 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 08:39:59 March 5, 2010 08:39:59

There's a lot to say. And I'm shooting at the Kodak right now so blogging on my blackberry. Don't want you to wait so long for me to write so am splitting last night's observations into several posts. Photos will come later when the agency sends to me. For now we're using file shots. Full Story

Hamm & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 07:49:25 March 4, 2010 07:49:25

Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled off the ultimate play. Full Story

Johnny for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2010 12:14:27 February 26, 2010 12:14:27

Johnny Depp at the Alice premiere in London last night. He met the Prince. The coolest motherf-cking sh-t ever. In other Johnny news, Shane MacGowan recruited him for a recording in support of Haiti earthquake relief along with some other cool motherf-ckers. Like Nick Cave. And CHRISSIE HYNDE! So... Full Story

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Front Row Sunglasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2010 13:34:33 February 23, 2010 13:34:33

Marc Jacobs said recently that he was done with celebrities at his shows. It used to be that Marc’s shows offered the best front rows. Now that distinction appears to be taken over by Burberry Prorsum. In London today, this is the best front row of all the shows, UK this week and NYC last. NYC in fact was a little low on star factor. Full Story

Through the faces of the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 10:29:14 February 17, 2010 10:29:14

Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the every word that describes every great feeling – her son Rene Charles. Full Story

“Normal” Tina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 09:54:44 February 12, 2010 09:54:44

"In entertainment people either represent youth, power, or sexuality. Then there's me, carrying normalcy.” – Tina Fey in the new Vogue. Word. Anna Wintour finally picked a winner, following the selection of Jessica Biel last month. It’s one of the best example of women in showbiz. Full Story

Happy Birthday GMD Jr!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 08:10:06 February 11, 2010 08:10:06

Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. I don’t think he’s figured it out even though his entire life has already been mapped out for him. Full Story

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