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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

No Grammy lunging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 06:12:00 February 1, 2010 06:12:00

What? This is what happens when you make Celine Dion share the stage. She doesn’t have enough room to lunge! Celine of course performed during the MJ tribute with Usher, Jennifer Hudson, and the Country Bitch. She could have also performed during the Haiti piece with Mary J Blige and Andrea Bocelli singing Bridge Over Troubled Water. Full Story

The Italian Queen on Italian TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 07:57:23 January 22, 2010 07:57:23

Since yesterday’s Beckham ball-grabbing post, I have been obsessed with the amazingness of Italian television. F-cking crazy. We need more. It’s cheese and weird and camp and obnoxious all at the same time and the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, now whitewashed for the American public, used to be all over it. Full Story

Becks gets his balls grabbed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 06:46:41 January 21, 2010 06:46:41

For real. I need to learn how to speak Italian. Not only because Colin Firth makes it sound extra sexy, not only because the Italian Queen is taking over Hollywood, but because Italian television is straight up nuts, no pun intended. Dude, this tv presenter just walked up to David Beckham the other night and GRABBED HIS BALLS. Full Story

Man. Men.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 10:52:14 January 19, 2010 10:52:14

Anna Wintour f-cked it up this month. GQ achieved the opposite. It’s Johnny Depp. Shirtless. Leading the 25 Most Stylish Men for 2010. Word. This is apparently a new photo shoot. So can you imagine the pages inside? The magazine’s website however is even better: The 50 Most Stylish Men of the Past 50 Years. Full Story

Best Globes Spastic: Brendan Fraser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 08:05:00 January 19, 2010 08:05:00

I was all over it during our live blog on Sunday night and then totally forgot in the rush of getting out the photos yesterday. Then my friend L emailed and it all came back. This moment, like WHO’s NATALIE????????????????????, totally made my Globes. It’s the small gifts in life. Remember when Brendan Fraser was spastic? No? You missed it? Thanks God Full Story

Dr Horrible + GLEE!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 07:43:46 January 19, 2010 07:43:46

Ausiello is reporting it. Says he found out at the Globes. And there are indeed several shots of Ryan Murphy and NPH tete-a-tete at an afterparty... Neil Patrick Harris to guest star on Glee! Word is the fine points are still being worked out including whether or not CBS will allow it but that’s just a formality. Full Story

Cheese Champers!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 16:28:58 January 15, 2010 16:28:58

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

The greatest gift of all time ever and ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 07:53:33 January 13, 2010 07:53:33

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

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People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 12:42:38 January 7, 2010 12:42:38

Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s Choice Awards are. Full Story

Robert Ronnie Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:44:17 January 7, 2010 07:44:17

The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive.  Full Story