Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Clooney 3

October 15, 2009 08:00:00 Posted at October 15, 2009 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. Full Story

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The Italian Queen conquers London

October 14, 2009 11:51:36 Posted at October 14, 2009 11:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. Elisabetta Canalis made her UK debut on his arm, loving every f-cking second, and obliterating every bitch that came before her. Full Story

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3 girls and a granny

October 14, 2009 06:58:09 Posted at October 14, 2009 06:58:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story

JLo & Football

October 13, 2009 07:00:56 Posted at October 13, 2009 07:00:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, like, 3 games. Anyway, it was a close game. Full Story

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Bond photobomb

October 8, 2009 12:26:57 Posted at October 8, 2009 12:26:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heading to my flight with a smile courtesy of Taylor Swift and Daniel Craig and Lae who forwarded me the link – thanks Lae! Taylor posted this on her Twitter a few days ago. Check out Daniel Craig mugging in the background. His expression! KILLS me! Bond is totally Posh-ing it. Full Story

An Evening with Meryl Streep

October 8, 2009 09:05:00 Posted at October 8, 2009 09:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Royal Ontario Museum, in celebration of the ROM’s Vanity Fair Portraits exhibit, Meryl Streep took the stage with Johanna Schneller to discuss “The Question of Celebrity”. 90 minutes of full-on girlcrush. WORSHIP. I met up with 2 friends afterwards and this is how Gabrielle explained it: What are you great at? The one thing you do that is better than anything else you do? Think about what it is and then know this – it’s still not as good as Meryl Streep’s acting. Full Story

Gird yourself

October 8, 2009 06:55:59 Posted at October 8, 2009 06:55:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. Full Story

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The GMD tweets!

October 7, 2009 11:38:45 Posted at October 7, 2009 11:38:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds perusing his tweets. Of course it’s not personally managed. Full Story

Hello Chiizu

October 7, 2009 07:54:00 Posted at October 7, 2009 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Precious Cheese Tits

October 5, 2009 10:28:48 Posted at October 5, 2009 10:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather the press with a thick layer of Velveeta as Mimi, in exceptionally great spirits, perhaps due to the fact that Mo’Nique has decided to piss away Full Story

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Cruise Encouragement

October 5, 2009 07:13:08 Posted at October 5, 2009 07:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Busy weekend for the GMD and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to them, it’s easier to carry her and let the paps get their shots and move away quicker than letting her go on foot on her own. Full Story

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