Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

November 13, 2009 13:47:11 Posted at November 13, 2009 13:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Granny can’t make this face

November 13, 2009 12:17:51 Posted at November 13, 2009 12:17:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Third Lip is scaring people on red carpets, Cate Blanchett continues to stick it in Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s ass with the Real. Anna Wintour loves Cate Blanchett. It’s like she gets a cover every year. Full Story

Hearing Meryl Streep

November 10, 2009 13:46:00 Posted at November 10, 2009 13:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After my post on An Evening With Meryl Streep at the ROM many of you asked if there was video. This was the interview with Johanna Schneller during which Streep offered many, many memorable insights including the one about being “capable”. Full Story

One more argument for…

November 6, 2009 14:13:31 Posted at November 6, 2009 14:13:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have to give Lorella credit for this. She reminded me: One more argument in favour of Colin Firth as Sexiest Man Alive. I forgot about this video. And if you haven’t seen it, well, it’s the only way you should start your weekend. Bridget Jones, esteemed journalist, interviews Colin Firth. Full Story

To be in Berlin

November 5, 2009 15:44:26 Posted at November 5, 2009 15:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO unfair. Oh to be in Berlin. For the MTV Europe Awards tonight. U2 and Jay-Z. F-ck. F-CK. Daydreaming about wearing that Chanel dress, on a date with Franco, at the Brandenburg gate, just have to write the dialogue… Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

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Cheese Garters and the beach

November 5, 2009 09:43:22 Posted at November 5, 2009 09:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have replayed this part 3 times. Because her face as she emerges, and the double waves, while tottering on her shoes, is the most amazing of amazingness in the history of amazings. Full Story

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Interviews with meaning

November 3, 2009 10:14:56 Posted at November 3, 2009 10:14:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sir Ian McKellan. They should all speak with as much sincerity and compassion and intelligence and substance as Ian McKellan. Interviews these days are so f-cking bullsh-t …is it a reflection on the vapidity of the subject or the subject’s refusal to engage in anything other than innocuous banter for the sake of guarding privacy? It’s possible to get personal without getting public. Full Story

What happens…

November 3, 2009 08:23:46 Posted at November 3, 2009 08:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she walks on her own. See? She can’t. When she tries, she trips. I LOVE HER. SO MUCH. This is Mimi on Jay Leno last night tottering out on her own. She was a very good sport about her stumble but it’s obvious, without the handholder, here is the proof: Mariah Carey is incapable of independent ambulation. Full Story

The best anniversary present EVER

November 2, 2009 12:50:30 Posted at November 2, 2009 12:50:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point in a conversaion, and the rant about her nails, and calling Nick in only to make him sit there like her lackey, and the look on her face when she talks about her swing, and Jodeci, and her DRESSING ROOM, and every other minute in between… 16 minutes of Mimi as she is. Full Story

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Posh’s new hair won’t smile

November 2, 2009 12:00:51 Posted at November 2, 2009 12:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Angel Cheese

November 2, 2009 07:46:18 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story