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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

She always comes through…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 15:28:48 December 3, 2009 15:28:48

When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. Full Story

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This is the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 15:40:00 December 2, 2009 15:40:00

There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in London somewhere blessing a puppy and telling you all to behave. Full Story

Ely & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 09:59:20 December 2, 2009 09:59:20

Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at his place. It’s become so that he can’t be away from her. Full Story

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Wiig!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 14:39:50 December 1, 2009 14:39:50

She doesn’t get enough love. Today’s a good day for it. Kristen Wiig was at the Gotham Awards last night. Am all over what she’s wearing, it works for her. Also reminds me of my friend Duana who can wear red tights like no other bitch and also has long, long legs up to her neck. 2009 was a good year for Kristen. Full Story

Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 07:04:41 December 1, 2009 07:04:41

In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical success and followed that up by playing the romantic female lead in a new comedy It’s Complicated due out this month. Full Story

Cate in the City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 13:22:08 November 30, 2009 13:22:08

Just pushing her stroller, with her 3 boys and her husband, catching a cab, as stylish as ever and not even trying… Cate Blanchett, who else? She’s in New York continuing to play Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire directed by Liv Ullmann that runs until December 20th and is sold f-cking out. Full Story

Ewan’s family ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 08:45:37 November 30, 2009 08:45:37

Didn’t think I could love Ewan McGregor more… until I saw his family vehicle. So.F-cking.Badass. This is Ewan with his wife and kids kicking around Brentwood on the weekend, hotter than ever in a white tee, rockin’ a little James Dean vibe of his own. SWOON. Ewan has been spending a lot of time in LA lately, said to be working on a film Full Story

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Well that explains everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 10:03:05 November 25, 2009 10:03:05

It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. Full Story

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GMD: big gun, big heels?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 08:14:53 November 24, 2009 08:14:53

That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted to attach this again in case some of you missed it. Full Story

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Hate, silliness, and delight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:16:00 November 23, 2009 12:16:00

Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click here Full Story