Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Carry the Cheese

October 2, 2009 08:15:24 Posted at October 2, 2009 08:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, or bored, or full, to walk up and down the stairs at a private party in her honour. Full Story

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Cleanse with Emma

September 25, 2009 09:30:52 Posted at September 25, 2009 09:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. In a way that Filthy Scab could never be. Have you ever watched Emma Thompson at an awards show? Kills me. Full Story

Front Row Amazingness

September 23, 2009 07:19:00 Posted at September 23, 2009 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria Beckham was also seated front row…but she wasn’t invited to the girl party. Full Story

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Emmy NPH

September 21, 2009 07:27:37 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:27:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story

Colin & Tom

September 17, 2009 15:59:51 Posted at September 17, 2009 15:59:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These men. These suits. I love so much. Colin Firth was in the lobby the other day waiting to exit. I only saw him from behind at first. Noticed the suit. And the height. He is a tall, tall man. And he carries himself so beautifully it’s instantly recognisable. Stationed at the side entrance so as not to be mobbed by the throng outside, his publicist led him out to the sedan waiting to pick him up. Full Story

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The George Mob

September 11, 2009 08:17:46 Posted at September 11, 2009 08:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone here in Toronto is on high Clooney alert. Even though he hasn’t travelled more than 3 blocks from his hotel since arriving, he cannot go anywhere on foot. Must be in a car from stop to stop, even if it’s only 100 yards, not because he’s high maintenance but because it’s a security issue. Full Story

She’s not high fiving his penis

September 10, 2009 08:02:03 Posted at September 10, 2009 08:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here Full Story

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One Man

September 8, 2009 14:10:28 Posted at September 8, 2009 14:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

Listening to Leo

September 3, 2009 14:53:00 Posted at September 3, 2009 14:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role. He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and eager to learn, clearly intent on modelling his career after his idol Leonardo DiCaprio. Full Story

Hugh Stahhhhh!

September 3, 2009 12:53:55 Posted at September 3, 2009 12:53:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how my mother says “star”. All her friends too. Chinese people love putting an “ah” to every word. Example: What time is it? I dung lo ah. Translation: I don’t know ah. So about Hugh Jackman – he’s a stahhhhh. It’s Hugh in Tokyo promoting Wolverine today, delighting hundreds of screaming admirers who lined up to see a celebrity who never seems to fail his fans. Full Story

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It’s time for Whitney

September 1, 2009 12:30:09 Posted at September 1, 2009 12:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the pretenders. Full Story

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