Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

What happens…

November 3, 2009 08:23:46 Posted at November 3, 2009 08:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she walks on her own. See? She can’t. When she tries, she trips. I LOVE HER. SO MUCH. This is Mimi on Jay Leno last night tottering out on her own. She was a very good sport about her stumble but it’s obvious, without the handholder, here is the proof: Mariah Carey is incapable of independent ambulation. Full Story

The best anniversary present EVER

November 2, 2009 12:50:30 Posted at November 2, 2009 12:50:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point in a conversaion, and the rant about her nails, and calling Nick in only to make him sit there like her lackey, and the look on her face when she talks about her swing, and Jodeci, and her DRESSING ROOM, and every other minute in between… 16 minutes of Mimi as she is. Full Story

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Posh’s new hair won’t smile

November 2, 2009 12:00:51 Posted at November 2, 2009 12:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Angel Cheese

November 2, 2009 07:46:18 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story

Nimble Queen

October 28, 2009 13:10:02 Posted at October 28, 2009 13:10:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if I can pull the same move. Jacek keeps telling me I’m too uncoordinated. Full Story

Zac Efron is kind

October 27, 2009 13:09:00 Posted at October 27, 2009 13:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

EXCLUSIVE. Me. I’m Zac Efron’s newest fan. We’re heading to Tofino tomorrow and I will force Jacek to sit through 17 Again. Maybe some High School Musical. Putting my name on the list for advance tickets to whatever he’s releasing next. Because Zac Efron has just made a huge difference in the life of one young man. Full Story

Dom for lunch

October 27, 2009 07:45:44 Posted at October 27, 2009 07:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change for them. These photos are actually rather insightful. Full Story

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Let Ricky be Ricky

October 26, 2009 12:02:18 Posted at October 26, 2009 12:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story

Mimi Cheese in Rio

October 23, 2009 07:42:49 Posted at October 23, 2009 07:42:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man is holding her hand for balance. Every Mimi photo is a gift, non? Mimi honoured the fans waiting outside her hotel and signed autographs for them, in town for the Fashion Rocks event. Full Story

Meryl works in Rome

October 22, 2009 13:25:54 Posted at October 22, 2009 13:25:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike the modern lot of twats that run that town, Meryl has kept that separation very clear. Full Story

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Don’t be a stuck squirrel!

October 21, 2009 08:20:23 Posted at October 21, 2009 08:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, the GMD and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. Full Story