Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Dom for lunch

October 27, 2009 07:45:44 Posted at October 27, 2009 07:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change for them. These photos are actually rather insightful. Full Story

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Let Ricky be Ricky

October 26, 2009 12:02:18 Posted at October 26, 2009 12:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story

Mimi Cheese in Rio

October 23, 2009 07:42:49 Posted at October 23, 2009 07:42:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man is holding her hand for balance. Every Mimi photo is a gift, non? Mimi honoured the fans waiting outside her hotel and signed autographs for them, in town for the Fashion Rocks event. Full Story

Meryl works in Rome

October 22, 2009 13:25:54 Posted at October 22, 2009 13:25:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike the modern lot of twats that run that town, Meryl has kept that separation very clear. Full Story

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Don’t be a stuck squirrel!

October 21, 2009 08:20:23 Posted at October 21, 2009 08:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, the GMD and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. Full Story

Hugh and his fans

October 15, 2009 14:50:32 Posted at October 15, 2009 14:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called Olga K who was fortunate enough to spend Canadian Thanksgiving in New York last week. Full Story

Night After Night

October 15, 2009 11:54:46 Posted at October 15, 2009 11:54:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe has been able to enjoy the sight of Elisabetta Canalis on Clooney’s arm. Full Story

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Cheese’s 2nd home

October 15, 2009 11:02:01 Posted at October 15, 2009 11:02:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story

Clooney 3

October 15, 2009 08:00:00 Posted at October 15, 2009 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. Full Story

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The Italian Queen conquers London

October 14, 2009 11:51:36 Posted at October 14, 2009 11:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. Elisabetta Canalis made her UK debut on his arm, loving every f-cking second, and obliterating every bitch that came before her. Full Story

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3 girls and a granny

October 14, 2009 06:58:09 Posted at October 14, 2009 06:58:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story