Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

How to get Strange

August 10, 2009 16:39:53 Posted at August 10, 2009 16:39:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story


August 6, 2009 13:22:52 Posted at August 6, 2009 13:22:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then proceeded to laugh my ass off the entire time. Totally helps with the people hating after the Cyrus f-ckery in the previous post. Full Story

One last thing

July 31, 2009 13:08:24 Posted at July 31, 2009 13:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the winter. Little Chinese man in a beret. Full Story

No Tongue or Thumb for Seth

July 31, 2009 10:12:48 Posted at July 31, 2009 10:12:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the dressing room to ask him to stay on the couch and he said yes but when he went to greet her with a kiss… Well… You watch for yourself. Full Story

Eminem has pictures

July 31, 2009 07:33:41 Posted at July 31, 2009 07:33:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story

Will George bring his new piece to TIFF?

July 30, 2009 10:00:13 Posted at July 30, 2009 10:00:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian. And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto at a special presentation. Full Story

Best ringtone EVER

July 29, 2009 13:17:00 Posted at July 29, 2009 13:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will have to fight my main ‘mo over this one. Darren – step OFF my ring tone. I posted the other day this article about the September Issue. Full Story

You love the squirrel

July 29, 2009 07:21:46 Posted at July 29, 2009 07:21:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know who’s under the squirrel? It’s Johnny Depp. Crazy f-cking bitch. Love him SO MUCH. Johnny was at Comic-Con and a brief appearance at the Alice in Wonderland panel to support Tim Burton. Then he decided to enjoy the rest of the convention incognito, hidden under the plush, roaming around undisturbed, except that his badge read JOHNNY DEPP. Full Story


July 28, 2009 10:00:44 Posted at July 28, 2009 10:00:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & Julia in which she plays Julia Child, with the accent and the quirky mannerisms, a third summer in a row that she’s featured at the box office, and that’s Meryl Streep – just turned 60 and, as she’s said recently, suddenly a box office draw. Full Story

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The hottest bitch at Comic-Con

July 27, 2009 15:26:17 Posted at July 27, 2009 15:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will be a third Batman with Christian Bale that will begin production next year which means it’ll be 2011 before it hits theatres. Full Story