Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Hello Chiizu

October 7, 2009 07:54:00 Posted at October 7, 2009 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Precious Cheese Tits

October 5, 2009 10:28:48 Posted at October 5, 2009 10:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather the press with a thick layer of Velveeta as Mimi, in exceptionally great spirits, perhaps due to the fact that Mo’Nique has decided to piss away Full Story

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Cruise Encouragement

October 5, 2009 07:13:08 Posted at October 5, 2009 07:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Busy weekend for the GMD and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to them, it’s easier to carry her and let the paps get their shots and move away quicker than letting her go on foot on her own. Full Story

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Russell & Katy

October 2, 2009 11:52:29 Posted at October 2, 2009 11:52:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting http://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I'm ready 2 face the real world again. Full Story

Carry the Cheese

October 2, 2009 08:15:24 Posted at October 2, 2009 08:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, or bored, or full, to walk up and down the stairs at a private party in her honour. Full Story

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Cleanse with Emma

September 25, 2009 09:30:52 Posted at September 25, 2009 09:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. In a way that Filthy Scab could never be. Have you ever watched Emma Thompson at an awards show? Kills me. Full Story

Front Row Amazingness

September 23, 2009 07:19:00 Posted at September 23, 2009 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria Beckham was also seated front row…but she wasn’t invited to the girl party. Full Story

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Emmy NPH

September 21, 2009 07:27:37 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:27:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story

Colin & Tom

September 17, 2009 15:59:51 Posted at September 17, 2009 15:59:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These men. These suits. I love so much. Colin Firth was in the lobby the other day waiting to exit. I only saw him from behind at first. Noticed the suit. And the height. He is a tall, tall man. And he carries himself so beautifully it’s instantly recognisable. Stationed at the side entrance so as not to be mobbed by the throng outside, his publicist led him out to the sedan waiting to pick him up. Full Story

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The George Mob

September 11, 2009 08:17:46 Posted at September 11, 2009 08:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone here in Toronto is on high Clooney alert. Even though he hasn’t travelled more than 3 blocks from his hotel since arriving, he cannot go anywhere on foot. Must be in a car from stop to stop, even if it’s only 100 yards, not because he’s high maintenance but because it’s a security issue. Full Story

She’s not high fiving his penis

September 10, 2009 08:02:03 Posted at September 10, 2009 08:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here Full Story

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