Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Live like Tom Ford

August 26, 2009 11:43:42 Posted at August 26, 2009 11:43:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse inside his lair. Chrome walls. His own book on the coffee table. Full Story

The Silver Fox vs Speidi

August 25, 2009 10:47:00 Posted at August 25, 2009 10:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

Anna & Dave

August 25, 2009 07:08:58 Posted at August 25, 2009 07:08:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have watched it 3 times. And it gets better and better. Like Airplane. There’s always some new amazingness that reveals itself with each viewing. Awkward but not super intense, both of them refusing to give, confrontational but not ugly – he asked what he wanted to ask, she replied the way she wanted to reply, and it was compelling the whole way through. Full Story

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Birthday Bolt by request

August 21, 2009 11:55:29 Posted at August 21, 2009 11:55:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both the Olympic and World 100m and 200m titles and world records. Full Story

September Issue BitchFace

August 20, 2009 09:42:30 Posted at August 20, 2009 09:42:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Full Story

How to get Strange

August 10, 2009 16:39:53 Posted at August 10, 2009 16:39:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, loving every minute, and collecting a LOT of strange along the way. Full Story

Just.Like.Madge

August 6, 2009 13:22:52 Posted at August 6, 2009 13:22:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then proceeded to laugh my ass off the entire time. Totally helps with the people hating after the Cyrus f-ckery in the previous post. Full Story

One last thing

July 31, 2009 13:08:24 Posted at July 31, 2009 13:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the winter. Little Chinese man in a beret. Full Story

No Tongue or Thumb for Seth

July 31, 2009 10:12:48 Posted at July 31, 2009 10:12:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the dressing room to ask him to stay on the couch and he said yes but when he went to greet her with a kiss… Well… You watch for yourself. Full Story

Eminem has pictures

July 31, 2009 07:33:41 Posted at July 31, 2009 07:33:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story