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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

GMD: big gun, big heels?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 08:14:53 November 24, 2009 08:14:53

That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted to attach this again in case some of you missed it. Full Story

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Hate, silliness, and delight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:16:00 November 23, 2009 12:16:00

Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click here Full Story

He still has his hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:05:13 November 23, 2009 12:05:13

Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s where he derives his mojo. Here’s Val at the American Music Awards last night, no idea why, fronting like it’s 1984 and he’s still Kazansky in uniform. Full Story

Mimi: cars and cats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 14:48:46 November 19, 2009 14:48:46

Mariah Carey is in London promoting herself and they asked to her to turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield Mall or something. Needless to say, having Mimi there didn’t come for free. Click here for a full list of her demands that included 20 fluffy cats and doves that had to be released upon her arrival. Full Story

GMD: best imitation EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 15:45:58 November 18, 2009 15:45:58

Seen jogging on his 3 year anniversary, the GMD was accompanied by security without Katie Holmes. Maybe he’s getting ready to feast tonight. I love the visual though. Like that’s the only way his bodyguard can keep up with his short speedy lgs. Whatever. The point of this article is not about Tom Cruise’s cardiovascular activity but to alert you to this amazing video Lorella just sent me … Imagine Tom Cruise in Twilight. Full Story

Nine girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 15:01:18 November 16, 2009 15:01:18

They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long list of television outlets, print round tables, breakfast events…and more. Full Story

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Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 13:47:11 November 13, 2009 13:47:11

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Granny can’t make this face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 12:17:51 November 13, 2009 12:17:51

While Third Lip is scaring people on red carpets, Cate Blanchett continues to stick it in Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s ass with the Real. Anna Wintour loves Cate Blanchett. It’s like she gets a cover every year. Full Story

Hearing Meryl Streep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 13:46:00 November 10, 2009 13:46:00

After my post on An Evening With Meryl Streep at the ROM many of you asked if there was video. This was the interview with Johanna Schneller during which Streep offered many, many memorable insights including the one about being “capable”. Full Story