Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Hugh and his fans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 14:50:32 October 15, 2009 14:50:32

I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called Olga K who was fortunate enough to spend Canadian Thanksgiving in New York last week. Full Story

Night After Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 11:54:46 October 15, 2009 11:54:46

What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe has been able to enjoy the sight of Elisabetta Canalis on Clooney’s arm. Full Story

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Cheeseā€™s 2nd home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 11:02:01 October 15, 2009 11:02:01

Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story

Clooney 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 08:00:00 October 15, 2009 08:00:00

As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. Full Story

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The Italian Queen conquers London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 11:51:36 October 14, 2009 11:51:36

Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. Elisabetta Canalis made her UK debut on his arm, loving every f-cking second, and obliterating every bitch that came before her. Full Story

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3 girls and a granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 06:58:09 October 14, 2009 06:58:09

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story

JLo & Football

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 07:00:56 October 13, 2009 07:00:56

It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, like, 3 games. Anyway, it was a close game. Full Story

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Bond photobomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 12:26:57 October 8, 2009 12:26:57

Heading to my flight with a smile courtesy of Taylor Swift and Daniel Craig and Lae who forwarded me the link – thanks Lae! Taylor posted this on her Twitter a few days ago. Check out Daniel Craig mugging in the background. His expression! KILLS me! Bond is totally Posh-ing it. Full Story

An Evening with Meryl Streep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 09:05:00 October 8, 2009 09:05:00

Last night at the Royal Ontario Museum, in celebration of the ROM’s Vanity Fair Portraits exhibit, Meryl Streep took the stage with Johanna Schneller to discuss “The Question of Celebrity”. 90 minutes of full-on girlcrush. WORSHIP. I met up with 2 friends afterwards and this is how Gabrielle explained it: What are you great at? The one thing you do that is better than anything else you do? Think about what it is and then know this – it’s still not as good as Meryl Streep’s acting. Full Story

Gird yourself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 06:55:59 October 8, 2009 06:55:59

This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. Full Story

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The GMD tweets!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 11:38:45 October 7, 2009 11:38:45

The GMD wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds perusing his tweets. Of course it’s not personally managed. Full Story