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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Single Ladies GMD

July 16, 2009 08:24:49 Posted at July 16, 2009 08:24:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck! I wish I was there! Beyonce played Staples Centre the other night and while Katie Holmes is in Australia working on a new movie, the GMD decided to nip out and get down, doing the Single Ladies dance by the sound booth and singing along with B. Full Story

Let me teach you how to bitchface

July 15, 2009 15:23:09 Posted at July 15, 2009 15:23:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not too soft. Full Story

Whitney in London

July 14, 2009 14:48:29 Posted at July 14, 2009 14:48:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already busy engineering what he’s hoping will be her return to the top. Full Story

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Karl: surrounded by young hotness

July 13, 2009 16:44:32 Posted at July 13, 2009 16:44:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only successful controlled his appetite, he also has blocked his sweat glands. Full Story

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A kiss from Professor McGonagall

July 8, 2009 06:53:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cute moment on the carpet at Harry Potter last night as Rupert Grint was working the cameras, a playful Maggie Smith came from behind him and kissed him the cheek. I LOVE HER. If for no other reason (although there are many reasons) than for that classic moment in Gosford Park, you remember? There is nothing more cutting, more demoralising, more soul-crushing than being talked down to by someone with an English accent. Full Story

Cate and the riffraff

July 7, 2009 09:56:36 Posted at July 7, 2009 09:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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Jo so stylish!

July 6, 2009 20:04:30 Posted at July 6, 2009 20:04:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out for dinner tonight in London, in town for the big premiere tomorrow. What premiere? Of course you know what premiere. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, the film adaptation of the 6th book in her brilliant 7 book series. There’s no doubt Jo will be there tomorrow night. But tonight a warm-up with her husband, in trendy heels and a little black dress, she is sexy and styling and who’s more badass than JK Rowling? No equal. Full Story

One more reason…

July 3, 2009 12:40:15 Posted at July 3, 2009 12:40:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you needed one to convince you to see Public Enemies this weekend. Support the Movie Star. Public Enemies premiered in London earlier this week…and while in town, Johnny Depp dropped in by surprise in full Captain Jack Sparrow costume to visit the sick kids at Great Ormond Street Hospital where his daughter Lily-Rose was treated a couple of years ago. Full Story

Posehard in your underwear

July 2, 2009 13:14:55 Posted at July 2, 2009 13:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story

NPH to host Emmys?

July 2, 2009 08:10:10 Posted at July 2, 2009 08:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him what he wants. Full Story

Porny in the morning!

July 2, 2009 06:30:00 Posted at July 2, 2009 06:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post blog Full Story

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