Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

One Man

September 8, 2009 14:10:28 Posted at September 8, 2009 14:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

Listening to Leo

September 3, 2009 14:53:00 Posted at September 3, 2009 14:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role. He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and eager to learn, clearly intent on modelling his career after his idol Leonardo DiCaprio. Full Story

Hugh Stahhhhh!

September 3, 2009 12:53:55 Posted at September 3, 2009 12:53:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how my mother says “star”. All her friends too. Chinese people love putting an “ah” to every word. Example: What time is it? I dung lo ah. Translation: I don’t know ah. So about Hugh Jackman – he’s a stahhhhh. It’s Hugh in Tokyo promoting Wolverine today, delighting hundreds of screaming admirers who lined up to see a celebrity who never seems to fail his fans. Full Story

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It’s time for Whitney

September 1, 2009 12:30:09 Posted at September 1, 2009 12:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the pretenders. Full Story

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Begging for Ewan

August 28, 2009 08:07:11 Posted at August 28, 2009 08:07:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am currently kissing Laura’s ass. Every day. Laura is running our TIFF programme. Which means she makes the call on who gets assigned for which interviews/carpets/screenings. Normally I try to stay off the junket board until I’m told. It can get tedious going from room to room asking the same questions, trying to make magic with only 3 – 5 minutes stuck in a small room opposite a surly actor. Full Story

Live like Tom Ford

August 26, 2009 11:43:42 Posted at August 26, 2009 11:43:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse inside his lair. Chrome walls. His own book on the coffee table. Full Story

The Silver Fox vs Speidi

August 25, 2009 10:47:00 Posted at August 25, 2009 10:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

Anna & Dave

August 25, 2009 07:08:58 Posted at August 25, 2009 07:08:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have watched it 3 times. And it gets better and better. Like Airplane. There’s always some new amazingness that reveals itself with each viewing. Awkward but not super intense, both of them refusing to give, confrontational but not ugly – he asked what he wanted to ask, she replied the way she wanted to reply, and it was compelling the whole way through. Full Story

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Birthday Bolt by request

August 21, 2009 11:55:29 Posted at August 21, 2009 11:55:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both the Olympic and World 100m and 200m titles and world records. Full Story

September Issue BitchFace

August 20, 2009 09:42:30 Posted at August 20, 2009 09:42:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Full Story