'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.
This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” . Full Story
I love the 3 segment guest on David Letterman. My friend Gab and I talk about this all the time. Not everyone gets 3 segments. Only the very, very special ones get 3 segments. Like Julia Roberts. And Will Smith. And George Clooney. And Tom Hanks. And yes, Johnny Depp. He was uncomfortable, but he did it. Full Story
I'm obsessed. With Reese Witherspoon's bitchface. Like every day. Check it out again in Washington, clearly not amused, something rammed up her ass. Love it so much. Such a refreshing change. Not sure what's been biting Reese's nasty knob lately but she's clearly not as capable of camaflouging her inside hag as she is ordinarily. Full Story
Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal runway. I’ve been looking for his shade of lipgloss forever. Full Story
Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if he had laser it would be impossible for him to get back into character if he needs to pull a Borat. Full Story
Three weeks to go before the release of Bruno which is why he’s slowly making his way across Europe and then to North America to promote the film.
Yesterday it was Paris where he did his best, naturally, to show us the inside of his body through his ass, and also brought along his real life baby mother Isla Fisher who, as you know, is super tight these days with the likes of Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow and the Malibu Mother Mafia.
The first review of Bruno however has now been published – click here to read - and while Sacha may have moved to Hollywood, he’s still not afraid to punk on some major Hollywood players. SPOILER: there’s a part in the film when Bruno tries to de-gay himself and seeks assistance from a Bible thumper so that he can go straight “like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey”.
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I mean, Sacha would know, right?
It’s Tuesday. New posts all day in between a screening of (500) Days of Summer. CanNOT wait. Will tweet about it. My Twitter is here.
Yours in gossip,
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While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself. Full Story
If you do, you will love him even MORE after this video. Thanks C! It’s from 2 nights ago in Puerto Rico, on his birthday. They surprised him with a cake. And sang for him. And he seems so humbled and touched. And sweet. And appreciative. He doesn’t complain about being “subjected to harassment” like Ryan Reynolds. Full Story
I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this story about a male movie star she worked with (Hugh Grant?) who was the worst, most cantankerous, dickhead ungrateful prick ever, imitating the way he cussed out the crew one day on set. Full Story
Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that included presentations from Patti LaBelle, the O’Jays, Bill Cosby, Phylicia Rashad (the Huxtables!), Jamie Foxx, Quincy Jones, and more. Full Story