Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Eminem has pictures

July 31, 2009 07:33:41 Posted at July 31, 2009 07:33:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story

Will George bring his new piece to TIFF?

July 30, 2009 10:00:13 Posted at July 30, 2009 10:00:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian. And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto at a special presentation. Full Story

Best ringtone EVER

July 29, 2009 13:17:00 Posted at July 29, 2009 13:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will have to fight my main ‘mo over this one. Darren – step OFF my ring tone. I posted the other day this article about the September Issue. Full Story

You love the squirrel

July 29, 2009 07:21:46 Posted at July 29, 2009 07:21:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know who’s under the squirrel? It’s Johnny Depp. Crazy f-cking bitch. Love him SO MUCH. Johnny was at Comic-Con and a brief appearance at the Alice in Wonderland panel to support Tim Burton. Then he decided to enjoy the rest of the convention incognito, hidden under the plush, roaming around undisturbed, except that his badge read JOHNNY DEPP. Full Story

Meryl

July 28, 2009 10:00:44 Posted at July 28, 2009 10:00:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & Julia in which she plays Julia Child, with the accent and the quirky mannerisms, a third summer in a row that she’s featured at the box office, and that’s Meryl Streep – just turned 60 and, as she’s said recently, suddenly a box office draw. Full Story

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The hottest bitch at Comic-Con

July 27, 2009 15:26:17 Posted at July 27, 2009 15:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will be a third Batman with Christian Bale that will begin production next year which means it’ll be 2011 before it hits theatres. Full Story

Johnny & Carol

July 23, 2009 11:35:46 Posted at July 23, 2009 11:35:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off!" F-cking LOVE HIM! I’m currently sitting with 2 ‘mos right now. Full Story

Whitney

July 22, 2009 13:59:42 Posted at July 22, 2009 13:59:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This article will be a novel. I can feel it already. Many of us were introduced to Michael Jackson and Madonna and Prince and Whitney Houston in the 80s – remarkable, iconic artists who totally changed the game. It’s a cliché these days, and even more so in the wake of MJ’s death, but they really don’t make them like they used to anymore. Full Story

Did the journalist direct the commercial?

July 22, 2009 09:58:44 Posted at July 22, 2009 09:58:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f-cking love this interview. And this interview must have also been conducted by the director for the Sprite commercial in Germany who thought this ad would be appropriate for television. Brad Pitt sat down with a reporter from BILD Full Story

Two finger handshake

July 20, 2009 08:48:21 Posted at July 20, 2009 08:48:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children hopped up on candy and popcorn, but the part when I looked down at the schedule and saw that Bill Nighy was assigned. Full Story