Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Johnny & Carol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 11:35:46 July 23, 2009 11:35:46

The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off!" F-cking LOVE HIM! I’m currently sitting with 2 ‘mos right now. Full Story

Whitney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 13:59:42 July 22, 2009 13:59:42

This article will be a novel. I can feel it already. Many of us were introduced to Michael Jackson and Madonna and Prince and Whitney Houston in the 80s – remarkable, iconic artists who totally changed the game. It’s a cliché these days, and even more so in the wake of MJ’s death, but they really don’t make them like they used to anymore. Full Story

Did the journalist direct the commercial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 09:58:44 July 22, 2009 09:58:44

I f-cking love this interview. And this interview must have also been conducted by the director for the Sprite commercial in Germany who thought this ad would be appropriate for television. Brad Pitt sat down with a reporter from BILD Full Story

Two finger handshake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 08:48:21 July 20, 2009 08:48:21

I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children hopped up on candy and popcorn, but the part when I looked down at the schedule and saw that Bill Nighy was assigned. Full Story

Single Ladies GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 08:24:49 July 16, 2009 08:24:49

F-ck! I wish I was there! Beyonce played Staples Centre the other night and while Katie Holmes is in Australia working on a new movie, the GMD decided to nip out and get down, doing the Single Ladies dance by the sound booth and singing along with B. Full Story

Let me teach you how to bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 15:23:09 July 15, 2009 15:23:09

From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not too soft. Full Story

Whitney in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 14:48:29 July 14, 2009 14:48:29

What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already busy engineering what he’s hoping will be her return to the top. Full Story

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Karl: surrounded by young hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 16:44:32 July 13, 2009 16:44:32

It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only successful controlled his appetite, he also has blocked his sweat glands. Full Story

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A kiss from Professor McGonagall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 06:53:00 July 8, 2009 06:53:00

Cute moment on the carpet at Harry Potter last night as Rupert Grint was working the cameras, a playful Maggie Smith came from behind him and kissed him the cheek. I LOVE HER. If for no other reason (although there are many reasons) than for that classic moment in Gosford Park, you remember? There is nothing more cutting, more demoralising, more soul-crushing than being talked down to by someone with an English accent. Full Story

Cate and the riffraff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 09:56:36 July 7, 2009 09:56:36

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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Jo so stylish!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 20:04:30 July 6, 2009 20:04:30

Out for dinner tonight in London, in town for the big premiere tomorrow. What premiere? Of course you know what premiere. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, the film adaptation of the 6th book in her brilliant 7 book series. There’s no doubt Jo will be there tomorrow night. But tonight a warm-up with her husband, in trendy heels and a little black dress, she is sexy and styling and who’s more badass than JK Rowling? No equal. Full Story