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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Posehard in your underwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 13:14:55 July 2, 2009 13:14:55

Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story

NPH to host Emmys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 08:10:10 July 2, 2009 08:10:10

Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him what he wants. Full Story

Porny in the morning!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 06:30:00 July 2, 2009 06:30:00

She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post blog Full Story

MC Mimi vs Marshall Mathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 08:17:29 June 30, 2009 08:17:29

He keeps rapping about f-cking her, seemingly not able to get over her, and now she’s singing about his obsession with her. It’s Mimi yesterday in New York shooting her Obsessed video dressed up like a certain Slim Shady. Eminem says they had sex. Mimi said, in her words, that they didn’t get past first base. Full Story

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Thanks God!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 13:20:28 June 29, 2009 13:20:28

This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” . Full Story

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3 segment Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2009 07:35:09 June 26, 2009 07:35:09

I love the 3 segment guest on David Letterman. My friend Gab and I talk about this all the time. Not everyone gets 3 segments. Only the very, very special ones get 3 segments. Like Julia Roberts. And Will Smith. And George Clooney. And Tom Hanks. And yes, Johnny Depp. He was uncomfortable, but he did it. Full Story

Three in a row

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 10:58:58 June 19, 2009 10:58:58

I'm obsessed. With Reese Witherspoon's bitchface. Like every day. Check it out again in Washington, clearly not amused, something rammed up her ass. Love it so much. Such a refreshing change. Not sure what's been biting Reese's nasty knob lately but she's clearly not as capable of camaflouging her inside hag as she is ordinarily. Full Story

Bruno’s bull parts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 14:37:56 June 18, 2009 14:37:56

Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal runway. I’ve been looking for his shade of lipgloss forever. Full Story

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Sacha’s hardcore method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 12:05:29 June 17, 2009 12:05:29

Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if he had laser it would be impossible for him to get back into character if he needs to pull a Borat. Full Story

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Three weeks to go before the release of Bruno which is why he’s slowly making his way across Europe and then to North America to promote the film.

Yesterday it was Paris where he did his best, naturally, to show us the inside of his body through his ass, and also brought along his real life baby mother Isla Fisher who, as you know, is super tight these days with the likes of Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow and the Malibu Mother Mafia.

The first review of Bruno however has now been published – click here to read - and while Sacha may have moved to Hollywood, he’s still not afraid to punk on some major Hollywood players. SPOILER: there’s a part in the film when Bruno tries to de-gay himself and seeks assistance from a Bible thumper so that he can go straight “like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey”.

Do you love it?

I mean, Sacha would know, right?

It’s Tuesday. New posts all day in between a screening of (500) Days of Summer. CanNOT wait. Will tweet about it. My Twitter is here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. It’s our last week of Venus Embrace looks. All-time best legs coming Thursday! Any suggestions? Click here to catch up if you haven’t voted on our previous looks.

PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.

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