Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Meryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2009 10:00:44 July 28, 2009 10:00:44

That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & Julia in which she plays Julia Child, with the accent and the quirky mannerisms, a third summer in a row that she’s featured at the box office, and that’s Meryl Streep – just turned 60 and, as she’s said recently, suddenly a box office draw. Full Story

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The hottest bitch at Comic-Con

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 15:26:17 July 27, 2009 15:26:17

Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will be a third Batman with Christian Bale that will begin production next year which means it’ll be 2011 before it hits theatres. Full Story

Johnny & Carol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 11:35:46 July 23, 2009 11:35:46

The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off!" F-cking LOVE HIM! I’m currently sitting with 2 ‘mos right now. Full Story

Whitney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 13:59:42 July 22, 2009 13:59:42

This article will be a novel. I can feel it already. Many of us were introduced to Michael Jackson and Madonna and Prince and Whitney Houston in the 80s – remarkable, iconic artists who totally changed the game. It’s a cliché these days, and even more so in the wake of MJ’s death, but they really don’t make them like they used to anymore. Full Story

Did the journalist direct the commercial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2009 09:58:44 July 22, 2009 09:58:44

I f-cking love this interview. And this interview must have also been conducted by the director for the Sprite commercial in Germany who thought this ad would be appropriate for television. Brad Pitt sat down with a reporter from BILD Full Story

Two finger handshake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 08:48:21 July 20, 2009 08:48:21

I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children hopped up on candy and popcorn, but the part when I looked down at the schedule and saw that Bill Nighy was assigned. Full Story

Single Ladies GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 08:24:49 July 16, 2009 08:24:49

F-ck! I wish I was there! Beyonce played Staples Centre the other night and while Katie Holmes is in Australia working on a new movie, the GMD decided to nip out and get down, doing the Single Ladies dance by the sound booth and singing along with B. Full Story

Let me teach you how to bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 15:23:09 July 15, 2009 15:23:09

From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not too soft. Full Story

Whitney in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 14:48:29 July 14, 2009 14:48:29

What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already busy engineering what he’s hoping will be her return to the top. Full Story

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Karl: surrounded by young hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 16:44:32 July 13, 2009 16:44:32

It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only successful controlled his appetite, he also has blocked his sweat glands. Full Story

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