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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Bruno’s bull parts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 14:37:56 June 18, 2009 14:37:56

Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal runway. I’ve been looking for his shade of lipgloss forever. Full Story

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Sacha’s hardcore method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 12:05:29 June 17, 2009 12:05:29

Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if he had laser it would be impossible for him to get back into character if he needs to pull a Borat. Full Story

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Three weeks to go before the release of Bruno which is why he’s slowly making his way across Europe and then to North America to promote the film.

Yesterday it was Paris where he did his best, naturally, to show us the inside of his body through his ass, and also brought along his real life baby mother Isla Fisher who, as you know, is super tight these days with the likes of Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow and the Malibu Mother Mafia.

The first review of Bruno however has now been published – click here to read - and while Sacha may have moved to Hollywood, he’s still not afraid to punk on some major Hollywood players. SPOILER: there’s a part in the film when Bruno tries to de-gay himself and seeks assistance from a Bible thumper so that he can go straight “like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey”.

Do you love it?

I mean, Sacha would know, right?

It’s Tuesday. New posts all day in between a screening of (500) Days of Summer. CanNOT wait. Will tweet about it. My Twitter is here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. It’s our last week of Venus Embrace looks. All-time best legs coming Thursday! Any suggestions? Click here to catch up if you haven’t voted on our previous looks.

PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.

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Kristen keeps better company

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:23:17 June 16, 2009 07:23:17

While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself. Full Story

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Do you love Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 12:18:26 June 11, 2009 12:18:26

If you do, you will love him even MORE after this video. Thanks C! It’s from 2 nights ago in Puerto Rico, on his birthday. They surprised him with a cake. And sang for him. And he seems so humbled and touched. And sweet. And appreciative. He doesn’t complain about being “subjected to harassment” like Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Julia & Dave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 07:49:01 June 10, 2009 07:49:01

I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this story about a male movie star she worked with (Hugh Grant?) who was the worst, most cantankerous, dickhead ungrateful prick ever, imitating the way he cussed out the crew one day on set. Full Story

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Prince & Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 07:28:53 June 9, 2009 07:28:53

Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that included presentations from Patti LaBelle, the O’Jays, Bill Cosby, Phylicia Rashad (the Huxtables!), Jamie Foxx, Quincy Jones, and more. Full Story

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Tony Queens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:50:36 June 8, 2009 06:50:36

Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that sh-t happen. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:17:46 June 8, 2009 06:17:46

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Meem Cheese Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:53:50 June 5, 2009 08:53:50

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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