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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

On Bruno & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 05:55:25 June 1, 2009 05:55:25

This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell check on Microsoft Word! Skank doesn’t). Full Story

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Shelfy got no Front Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 17:00:04 May 26, 2009 17:00:04

Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely curves. What’s the mark of a legendary ass? An ass for all time? It’s the kind of ass you can see from the FRONT. Full Story

You want this bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 11:04:07 May 26, 2009 11:04:07

It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have you heard about this book? Merci Karl! by his former assistant – an expose on Lagerfeld Full Story

Goodnight Saigon SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 07:50:04 May 26, 2009 07:50:04

My husband’s hero. He memorises Will’s facial expressions. Like that part in Old School when Frank the Tanks hits off the beer funnel for the first time in years and it touches his mouth and he’s all like – it's so good once it hits your lips. For my husband, this is one of the greatest scenes in the history of movies. Full Story

Milton Green needs a kidney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 15:33:55 May 23, 2009 15:33:55

Just catching up now on missed tv. First order of business: 30 Rock. Tina Fey forever. And you know they all said yes immediately. How do I make Milton Green needs a kidney my ringtone?      Full Story

Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Cannes in pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 07:42:00 May 19, 2009 07:42:00

What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

NKOTBoat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:30:31 May 18, 2009 05:30:31

Am all for the New Kids, totally. But have to say, these pictures are a little embarrassing. Or maybe it’s just me. Apparently doing the boat thing is where it’s at these days. John Mayer, right? This weekend NKOTB launched their cruise in Miami, bringing back 80s cheese for photographers. Full Story

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Taylor & Selena’s day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 08:39:25 May 12, 2009 08:39:25

This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena and Taylor Lautner. They did not shoot yesterday. Young love takes advantage of every opportunity. Full Story

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Porny’s Shamu Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:17:10 May 11, 2009 09:17:10

I reported a couple of weeks ago that Porny was scheduled to perform at SeaWorld in Texas. Saturday night she was there, mouth open wide wide, legs splayed on super high wedges in low classy amazingness, generously entertaining us as always. Always. When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at her. Full Story

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View from my room

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 16:07:00 May 8, 2009 16:07:00

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story