Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Twi-Fight at Blockbuster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:21:12 June 4, 2009 08:21:12

You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way back during the newsletter days, right? Thanks for the support! Anyway, Rob was at Blockbuster last night and saw this go down. Full Story

Country Stalker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:54:45 June 3, 2009 06:54:45

This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story

Conflicted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 15:31:07 June 1, 2009 15:31:07

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of it. And you also want it to maintain its pristine perfection. Especially if its star crashed and burned and needs a comeback… Said Winona Ryder in Empire Magazine Full Story

Johnny fries my rice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 09:38:41 June 1, 2009 09:38:41

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

On Bruno & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 05:55:25 June 1, 2009 05:55:25

This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell check on Microsoft Word! Skank doesn’t). Full Story

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Shelfy got no Front Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 17:00:04 May 26, 2009 17:00:04

Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely curves. What’s the mark of a legendary ass? An ass for all time? It’s the kind of ass you can see from the FRONT. Full Story

You want this bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 11:04:07 May 26, 2009 11:04:07

It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have you heard about this book? Merci Karl! by his former assistant – an expose on Lagerfeld Full Story

Goodnight Saigon SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 07:50:04 May 26, 2009 07:50:04

My husband’s hero. He memorises Will’s facial expressions. Like that part in Old School when Frank the Tanks hits off the beer funnel for the first time in years and it touches his mouth and he’s all like – it's so good once it hits your lips. For my husband, this is one of the greatest scenes in the history of movies. Full Story

Milton Green needs a kidney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 15:33:55 May 23, 2009 15:33:55

Just catching up now on missed tv. First order of business: 30 Rock. Tina Fey forever. And you know they all said yes immediately. How do I make Milton Green needs a kidney my ringtone?      Full Story

Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Cannes in pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 07:42:00 May 19, 2009 07:42:00

What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story