Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:36:24 May 6, 2009 12:36:24

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 09:18:05 April 30, 2009 09:18:05

X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Full Story

It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 14:11:44 April 28, 2009 14:11:44

Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her…I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed up a storm. "Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. Full Story

Rudo y Cursi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 09:17:52 April 28, 2009 09:17:52

From Tenoch and Julio to Rudo y Cursi, from Salma’s wedding in Venice to the screening of Rudo y Cursi in New York, here are Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal together again, 7 years after initially charming us in Y Tu Mama Tambien. They’ve been brought together again by Carlos Cuaron who wrote the Y Tu Mama Tambien screenplay and directed this film about two brothers and how their relationship changes when they start playing football professionally. Full Story

Chelsea Handler vs Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 12:53:00 April 22, 2009 12:53:00

I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, Chelsea does not play pretend face with Ebola Hilton. Full Story

Bruno & Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 08:02:09 April 17, 2009 08:02:09

Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for me. A word to Zac Efron then: Should you still be wearing your hair like yours if Sacha Baron Cohen is wearing his hair like yours …as a gag? Source BWE Full Story

Best Date Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 08:27:18 April 14, 2009 08:27:18

Are we there yet? How about now? The wait is too long! Tina Fey and Steve Carell starring together in a comedy called Date Night. Please. That alone would be enough. But add Leighton Meester to the mix to bring some Blair Waldorf flavour, and a touch of the impossibly adorable Taraji P Henson, fresh off her Oscar nomination, and now… Marky Mark and my #1 James Franco have just confirmed Full Story

Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 06:56:44 April 13, 2009 06:56:44

What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and the same one over and over again, like the rom-com version of Nicholas Cage, only not weird and fidgety and a model baby mother instead of a mail order bride. Full Story

Hello Iman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 14:51:00 April 9, 2009 14:51:00

Don’t tell me what happened in Project Runway Canada this week. It’s on PVR. Like I said, I have serious PVR memory stress. It’s inching towards 75%. Am panicking. Anyway, Project Runway in the US has finally been given the green light to move ahead after a legal battle kept the new season off the air. Full Story

Ask Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 14:00:00 April 3, 2009 14:00:00

Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. So anyway, the magazine poses fashion questions and Karl writes his replies. Full Story