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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

NKOTBoat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:30:31 May 18, 2009 05:30:31

Am all for the New Kids, totally. But have to say, these pictures are a little embarrassing. Or maybe it’s just me. Apparently doing the boat thing is where it’s at these days. John Mayer, right? This weekend NKOTB launched their cruise in Miami, bringing back 80s cheese for photographers. Full Story

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Taylor & Selena’s day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 08:39:25 May 12, 2009 08:39:25

This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena and Taylor Lautner. They did not shoot yesterday. Young love takes advantage of every opportunity. Full Story

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Porny’s Shamu Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:17:10 May 11, 2009 09:17:10

I reported a couple of weeks ago that Porny was scheduled to perform at SeaWorld in Texas. Saturday night she was there, mouth open wide wide, legs splayed on super high wedges in low classy amazingness, generously entertaining us as always. Always. When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at her. Full Story

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View from my room

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 16:07:00 May 8, 2009 16:07:00

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:36:24 May 6, 2009 12:36:24

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 14:11:44 April 28, 2009 14:11:44

Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her…I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed up a storm. "Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. Full Story

Rudo y Cursi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 09:17:52 April 28, 2009 09:17:52

From Tenoch and Julio to Rudo y Cursi, from Salma’s wedding in Venice to the screening of Rudo y Cursi in New York, here are Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal together again, 7 years after initially charming us in Y Tu Mama Tambien. They’ve been brought together again by Carlos Cuaron who wrote the Y Tu Mama Tambien screenplay and directed this film about two brothers and how their relationship changes when they start playing football professionally. Full Story

Chelsea Handler vs Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 12:53:00 April 22, 2009 12:53:00

I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, Chelsea does not play pretend face with Ebola Hilton. Full Story

Bruno & Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 08:02:09 April 17, 2009 08:02:09

Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for me. A word to Zac Efron then: Should you still be wearing your hair like yours if Sacha Baron Cohen is wearing his hair like yours …as a gag? Source BWE Full Story