Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Bruno!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 14:59:56 April 2, 2009 14:59:56

I reported on reaction from a preview screening a couple of weeks ago at SXSW – click here for a refresher. Now the trailer has arrived… Dude, I can’t wait for Public Enemies with Depp and Bale but Bruno, Bruno has now soared to the top of the list. Full Story

Orange by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 13:38:00 April 2, 2009 13:38:00

Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night. Why? Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I love him so much. Full Story

The Situation needs it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 14:34:22 April 1, 2009 14:34:22

A clip from T.I. sharing a dinner date with his Situation during which she discusses what it’ll be like when he goes to jail. The Situation is not shy about letting him know, in front of cameras, that he’ll need to be extremely attentive to her in the days leading up to his incarceration so that his loving will last and linger while he’s away. Full Story

London Cheese Sausage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 12:00:33 April 1, 2009 12:00:33

Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here. What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. Full Story

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Le Karl must be earned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 08:01:00 April 1, 2009 08:01:00

Two years ago, Lara and I were standing on the press line at the Costume Institute Gala when Anna Wintour walked by. We shouted, begged, pleaded for her to come over for an interview and the way she looked, right THROUGH us, because cutting her eye would have meant we existed… it totally made our lives. Full Story

Cheese Caffeine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:58:51 March 30, 2009 14:58:51

It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps were there to make sure we could enjoy. Full Story

Sail off on your weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 15:21:05 March 27, 2009 15:21:05

Truly. He’s amazing... Can we take a moment to appreciate John Mayer? He needs to be appreciated. He deserves a double post today. For sailing off on the weekend in style. This kind of style. It’s John Mayer on the Mayercraft today. His ensemble...it speaks for itself. And his legs...his legs are as toned as Jennifer Aniston’s. Full Story

Crack ramblings run in the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:55:00 March 25, 2009 11:55:00

Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. So her sentences get cut off. Full Story

Karl Barbie and the Maze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:49:00 March 13, 2009 10:49:00

My favourite thing about yesterday was the alleged Mother of Jesus. My favourite thing about today is Karl holding his Karl Barbie. I don’t see that it gets much better than this. I honestly don’t. Full Story