Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Do you love Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 12:18:26 June 11, 2009 12:18:26

If you do, you will love him even MORE after this video. Thanks C! It’s from 2 nights ago in Puerto Rico, on his birthday. They surprised him with a cake. And sang for him. And he seems so humbled and touched. And sweet. And appreciative. He doesn’t complain about being “subjected to harassment” like Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Julia & Dave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 07:49:01 June 10, 2009 07:49:01

I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this story about a male movie star she worked with (Hugh Grant?) who was the worst, most cantankerous, dickhead ungrateful prick ever, imitating the way he cussed out the crew one day on set. Full Story

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Prince & Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 07:28:53 June 9, 2009 07:28:53

Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that included presentations from Patti LaBelle, the O’Jays, Bill Cosby, Phylicia Rashad (the Huxtables!), Jamie Foxx, Quincy Jones, and more. Full Story

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Tony Queens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:50:36 June 8, 2009 06:50:36

Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that sh-t happen. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:17:46 June 8, 2009 06:17:46

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Meem Cheese Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:53:50 June 5, 2009 08:53:50

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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Twi-Fight at Blockbuster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:21:12 June 4, 2009 08:21:12

You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way back during the newsletter days, right? Thanks for the support! Anyway, Rob was at Blockbuster last night and saw this go down. Full Story

Country Stalker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:54:45 June 3, 2009 06:54:45

This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story

Conflicted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 15:31:07 June 1, 2009 15:31:07

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of it. And you also want it to maintain its pristine perfection. Especially if its star crashed and burned and needs a comeback… Said Winona Ryder in Empire Magazine Full Story

Johnny fries my rice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 09:38:41 June 1, 2009 09:38:41

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

On Bruno & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 05:55:25 June 1, 2009 05:55:25

This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell check on Microsoft Word! Skank doesn’t). Full Story

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