Imitation of Scarjo at the MET: Amber Heard
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Let me just say it. Because I feel like this is what they want: To convince us that Amber Heard is the new Scarlett Johansson. Amber Heard is not Scarlett Johansson. Johnny Depp can try as hard as he wants to, but it’s not happening. You can keep selling her to me as a bombshell and I will keep telling you: I am bored. And it doesn’t help when you show up at the MET Gala in a rather ordinary red dress with your hair slightly waved and swept to the side on Punk Night and nothing, NO personality.