Don’t f&ck with Xenu.
The book is due in January, not for another 2 months, but Andrew Morton, after going underground to write it, apparently has to stay underground even after its release. ESPECIALLY after its release.
Which is great news.
Because what’s in the book is SO explosive, Xenu’s disciples are angry. And Xenu is not kind to his enemies. As such, Morton has been forced to sell his home and hide away, safe from the vengeful attack of the Church:
"I have received threats from the Scientologists and things have become pretty heavy - to the extent that it"s almost more than my lawyers can handle. I"ve sold my flat and I"m not telling anyone where I"m moving to. I intend to disappear for a while."
Can you imagine? What could possibly be in this book that will require such extreme measures?
Chills, chills, chills.
Praise Xenu. Long live Xenu!