Jolie & Fassbender: tabloid dream come true
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Are you ready for it?
Apparently Angelina Jolie and her “hypnotic vagina”, as Michael K from Dlisted calls it, will be in a movie with Michael’s massive Fassbender. According to Vulture, the film is to be directed by Ridley Scott, called The Counselor, and the Jolie is currently negotiating for a cameo.
Remember those rumours that kicked up when Angelina worked with Johnny Depp in The Tourist? It will be nothing compared to what will go down in the imagination of the tabloids between her and Michael Fassbender. In fact, I think I’m kind of excited to see their excitement, not to mention the creative cover headlining that will no doubt ensue:
Angelina kicks heroin but now overdoses on Fassy!
Brad Pitt is so jealous he’s considering penis enlargement to compete with Michael Fassbender
Maddox idolises Michael! Brad panics!
Ummm...not if he keeps dressing like this.
Check out Fassbender in Paris today promoting Prometheus. Kinda gross, right? He looks better with stubble. And a shirt with a proper collar.