Angie’s dressing problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2010 14:15:05 August 17, 2010 14:15:05

In fairness, she’s never been called a style icon or anything so I guess it’s not like we expect her to get us all jizzy about her clothes but still...

When you look like Angelina Jolie, it shouldn’t be this hard. Or this bad. It’s a direct assault against that saying – xyz would look good in a paper bag.

Well, not if the hair is Mad Men without the era. And that dress needs some Christina Hendricks to fill it out. The Jolie looks old. The Jolie needs some Zoe.

Here’s the Jolie in Paris today promoting Salt. On a positive tip: those Marilyn Monroe reports are bunk. See? That author was talking out of his ass.

Photos from Francois Durand/MIGUEL MEDINA/

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