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Chosen One is a gangster

December 5, 2011 16:48:54 Posted at December 5, 2011 16:48:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster styles under a pair of grey slacks, a fake tie t-shirt, and a baggy black hoodie that she may have inherited from her big brother Maddox. Full Story

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The Jolie doesn’t need powder

November 28, 2011 17:57:06 Posted at November 28, 2011 17:57:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eric Charbonneau/Getty

Did you watch the 60 Minutes profile on Angelina Jolie last night? Let’s start with the shallow and superficial first, shall we? Because, obviously, that’s where I live. Her face. It’s ridiculous. As in obscenely beautiful. And it wasn’t even her best. It was barely her best. And she was shiny. Like, if it was anyone else, they would have had the lighting rigged and the makeup artist dabbing her t-zone every five minutes. Full Story

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No, they’re both sticking around

November 15, 2011 20:35:14 Posted at November 15, 2011 20:35:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chung Sung-Jun/Getty

It was a big ass headline around the world yesterday when Brad Pitt said he’d be done with the acting in 3 years. Then Brad went to Korea and clarified his comments. He said his retirement date isn’t exact but that he does enjoy producing and one day it’ll happen although Brangelunatics don’t need to panic yet. Full Story

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They didn’t stay long

November 10, 2011 16:13:15 Posted at November 10, 2011 16:13:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Brange and all the children left Tokyo today. Here they are, trudging through the airport with their various sleep aids and toys and pillows after Brad and Angelina worked the sales pitch for Moneyball. All in all like 48 hours. I know it feels like a long way to go for 48 hours. But...Um, in their defence, because I received an email yesterday from “Ann” who was very, very upset that I bitch on Angelina so much in favour of my “idols” Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow - more on this later - maybe it’s because they were in Hungary (for World War Z filming), had to hit up Japan, and now are heading back to LA? So the kids had to come along? Miss Zahara looks like she’s ready to go all the way flat back in her first class seat. Full Story

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Co-Skinny

November 9, 2011 16:28:38 Posted at November 9, 2011 16:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash, Adam Pretty/Getty

The fans lost their sh-t today in Tokyo as Brad Pitt arrived, with the Jolie, for the Japanese premiere of Moneyball. Apparently it was a “surprise” that she came with him.Really???For who??? No matter. Brad was very gracious about including junior baseball players from parts of the country devastated by the earthquake. Full Story

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Everyone grab a hand

November 8, 2011 16:49:39 Posted at November 8, 2011 16:49:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scott Larson/Splash

That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle of the pack there while his brothers and sisters, all of them, so many of them, cluster around his parents. Full Story

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RDJ & The Jolie

September 23, 2011 10:03:37 Posted at September 23, 2011 10:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The photo agency has photo sets of Angelina Jolie and Robert Downey Jr side by side. And they’re both smiling broadly. So then I thought to myself - have they ever done a movie together? What would that be like? This is RDJ in England on the set of Sherlock Holmes, continuing with reshoots today and, happily it seems, not dressed up as Fu Manchu. Full Story

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Jen becomes her men?

September 23, 2011 08:07:15 Posted at September 23, 2011 08:07:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt’s Moneyball opens today. And Jennifer Aniston has been just as visible as he has, if not more, further cementing what we know to be the Triangle Truth: they are, forever, inextricably linked. The point of this post however is not so much about Brad and Jen but about Jen and all of them, including Brad, and how many of you have pointed out that she appears to mirror her men aesthetically, the most recent example of this being Justin Theroux, with whom she went lighting fixture shopping the other day in the rain with an umbrella and sunglasses - click here Full Story

The Week in Tabloids starring Brad Pitt

September 21, 2011 09:02:35 Posted at September 21, 2011 09:02:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wonder if Brad Pitt considers what happened with Parade Magazine a gross miscalculation. And this is not someone who grossly miscalculates very often. The Brange, as you know, operates with military precision. But as a result of that Parade interview, misconstrued or not, he and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston are now the big tabloid focus for the week, which happens to be when his movie is opening. Full Story

Brad Pitt’s worst cover

September 19, 2011 13:24:01 Posted at September 19, 2011 13:24:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now you know I am all over the hotness of Brad Pitt. I even like him with a bob. Brad Pitt, even weathered, noticeably, still works for me. Almost always works for me. Except... Not even I can defend this cover. It’s the new cover of Sports Illustrated, in time for the release of Moneyball. And it’s terrible. Full Story

It’s not you, it’s me

September 16, 2011 09:50:44 Posted at September 16, 2011 09:50:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good this season. Full Story

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