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We need the foreign money

December 14, 2010 09:38:26 Posted at December 14, 2010 09:38:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why The Tourist failed to get people into theatres domestically. Full Story

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What’s up with GOOPy’s face?

December 14, 2010 09:04:28 Posted at December 14, 2010 09:04:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed swollen, the cheeks too. Full Story

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There’s a hole in his hat

December 8, 2010 10:31:27 Posted at December 8, 2010 10:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker

December 7, 2010 14:08:53 Posted at December 7, 2010 14:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided to style herself in the holiday spirit. Full Story

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Just Johnny, no Jolie?

December 7, 2010 07:43:52 Posted at December 7, 2010 07:43:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I have spent a good 15 minutes on several photo agencies. Full Story

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Can’t you help her with her hair?

December 7, 2010 07:15:34 Posted at December 7, 2010 07:15:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable white Versace gown, but that goddamn hair like ass on her head. Full Story

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Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks

December 6, 2010 07:03:45 Posted at December 6, 2010 07:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their other kids, now it’s time for Twin initiation. Full Story

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Don’t waste a Michelin meal

December 3, 2010 08:35:34 Posted at December 3, 2010 08:35:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going to Guy Savoy Paris as the man personal presides over your meal. Full Story

Bless the snow

December 1, 2010 11:56:56 Posted at December 1, 2010 11:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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Burberry Gwyneth

November 30, 2010 10:16:10 Posted at November 30, 2010 10:16:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the wrong Asian it’s a fine line between stylish and low classy. Full Story

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Brange in leather and velvet

November 30, 2010 07:16:17 Posted at November 30, 2010 07:16:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Megamind Paris premiere, Will Ferrell, the lead in the movie, was there too. But, obviously, he was completely overshadowed by the arrival of the Brange in full court press working it from every angle, selling two projects on one appearance, maximising their value. So MegaMind benefits, and The Tourist, which is starting its promotional run, benefits too. Full Story

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