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Single file Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 07:37:59 March 21, 2011 07:37:59

Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, let alone having to live it. Full Story

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Slicked back and gangster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 07:49:58 March 10, 2011 07:49:58

Brad Pitt continued to shoot Cogan’s Trade yesterday in New Orleans. And while I can’t say that’s my preferred hairstyle for him – of course not – I also at the same time think he looks pretty good. What? Yeah I hear you. You think I have a soft blind for him. Maybe. But the thing with Brad Pitt for me is that even when he’s trying, he doesn’t look like he’s trying. Full Story

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Don’t stand next to that man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2011 08:52:38 March 3, 2011 08:52:38

Johnny Depp isn’t tall to begin with, and Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (the director) appears to be freakishly tall, so when they’re standing next to each other, Jesus, Johnny looks almost my height. They’re in Japan promoting The Tourist without Angelina Jolie. The Jolie was in Afghanistan on UNHCR business yesterday. Full Story

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Brad dresses Angie, Yeah But

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 14:15:27 February 9, 2011 14:15:27

A few people have sent over this article - an interview with Lubov Azria of BCBGMaxAzriaGroup during which she reveals how Angelina Jolie picks her clothes. "We were going to dress Angelina Jolie and we had a choice of three gowns with us. When we got there, she said she wanted Brad to pick," she said. Full Story

A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:42:04 January 17, 2011 11:42:04

It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in my mind, I had to look it up. Full Story

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Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:33:22 January 17, 2011 11:33:22

This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean the whole night… Drool, right? I can’t hate it. Full Story

Midwest Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2010 08:48:00 December 30, 2010 08:48:00

Following a Christmas holiday in Namibia, birthplace of the Chosen One, the Brange then stealthily made their way over to Missouri. Why Missouri? Brad Pitt’s family lives in Missouri. There have been many sightings, no paps, but here’s a cellphone photo that was posted on Facebook – click here Full Story

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Kate Winslet: wrapping up 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 12:19:55 December 29, 2010 12:19:55

This year she announced the end of her marriage to Sam Mendes. She then hooked up shortly after with a hot British model. They broke up in the fall. Also, many of you think she’s been working on her face. So here she is in London today, wrapping up her year, photographed after lunch with a “mystery young man”. Full Story

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Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:48:32 December 28, 2010 10:48:32

Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of a stock market crash, or a government collapse. It would usher in a new celebrity world order in the aftermath of great upheaval. Full Story