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A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:42:04 January 17, 2011 11:42:04

It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in my mind, I had to look it up. Full Story

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Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:33:22 January 17, 2011 11:33:22

This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean the whole night… Drool, right? I can’t hate it. Full Story

Midwest Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2010 08:48:00 December 30, 2010 08:48:00

Following a Christmas holiday in Namibia, birthplace of the Chosen One, the Brange then stealthily made their way over to Missouri. Why Missouri? Brad Pitt’s family lives in Missouri. There have been many sightings, no paps, but here’s a cellphone photo that was posted on Facebook – click here Full Story

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Kate Winslet: wrapping up 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 12:19:55 December 29, 2010 12:19:55

This year she announced the end of her marriage to Sam Mendes. She then hooked up shortly after with a hot British model. They broke up in the fall. Also, many of you think she’s been working on her face. So here she is in London today, wrapping up her year, photographed after lunch with a “mystery young man”. Full Story

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Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:48:32 December 28, 2010 10:48:32

Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of a stock market crash, or a government collapse. It would usher in a new celebrity world order in the aftermath of great upheaval. Full Story

Euro style sh-ts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:02:22 December 17, 2010 08:02:22

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:16:30 December 15, 2010 07:16:30

I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina Jolie like this and I want to hit something. Full Story

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We need the foreign money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 09:38:26 December 14, 2010 09:38:26

Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why The Tourist failed to get people into theatres domestically. Full Story

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