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Euro style sh-ts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:02:22 December 17, 2010 08:02:22

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:16:30 December 15, 2010 07:16:30

I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina Jolie like this and I want to hit something. Full Story

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We need the foreign money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 09:38:26 December 14, 2010 09:38:26

Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why The Tourist failed to get people into theatres domestically. Full Story

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What’s up with GOOPy’s face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 09:04:28 December 14, 2010 09:04:28

As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed swollen, the cheeks too. Full Story

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There’s a hole in his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 10:31:27 December 8, 2010 10:31:27

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 14:08:53 December 7, 2010 14:08:53

Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided to style herself in the holiday spirit. Full Story

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Just Johnny, no Jolie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:43:52 December 7, 2010 07:43:52

Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I have spent a good 15 minutes on several photo agencies. Full Story

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Can’t you help her with her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:15:34 December 7, 2010 07:15:34

Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable white Versace gown, but that goddamn hair like ass on her head. Full Story

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Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 07:03:45 December 6, 2010 07:03:45

The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their other kids, now it’s time for Twin initiation. Full Story

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Don’t waste a Michelin meal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:35:34 December 3, 2010 08:35:34

OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going to Guy Savoy Paris as the man personal presides over your meal. Full Story

Bless the snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 11:56:56 December 1, 2010 11:56:56

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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