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Just Johnny, no Jolie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:43:52 December 7, 2010 07:43:52

Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I have spent a good 15 minutes on several photo agencies. Full Story

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Can’t you help her with her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:15:34 December 7, 2010 07:15:34

Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable white Versace gown, but that goddamn hair like ass on her head. Full Story

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Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 07:03:45 December 6, 2010 07:03:45

The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their other kids, now it’s time for Twin initiation. Full Story

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Don’t waste a Michelin meal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:35:34 December 3, 2010 08:35:34

OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going to Guy Savoy Paris as the man personal presides over your meal. Full Story

Bless the snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 11:56:56 December 1, 2010 11:56:56

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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Burberry Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 10:16:10 November 30, 2010 10:16:10

Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the wrong Asian it’s a fine line between stylish and low classy. Full Story

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Brange in leather and velvet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 07:16:17 November 30, 2010 07:16:17

Last night at the Megamind Paris premiere, Will Ferrell, the lead in the movie, was there too. But, obviously, he was completely overshadowed by the arrival of the Brange in full court press working it from every angle, selling two projects on one appearance, maximising their value. So MegaMind benefits, and The Tourist, which is starting its promotional run, benefits too. Full Story

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Brange: in Paris for work and play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2010 12:07:53 November 29, 2010 12:07:53

Their son Pax celebrates his 7th birthday today. I want a Parisian birthday party. I want to be reincarnated as one of their children. Here they are in Paris yesterday on a hot air balloon ride and then a private luxury boat party on the Seine. There were balloons and lighty up bendy things for the Chosen One and cakes for all four Brange kids and what a production it all must be. Full Story

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Not Hard for Billy Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 08:42:00 November 23, 2010 08:42:00

Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? But it’s not like I don’t have some nasty sh-t on my romantic resumé either. Full Story

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Brange’s missing camera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 10:17:58 November 22, 2010 10:17:58

You know Brad Pitt fancies himself a photographer now. You’ve seen him all up on the Jolie’s Hungarian set, taking arty photos of her in her directorial debut. But now X17 claims that Brad has lost his camera, valued at over $20K. There were personal photos on the card. Full Story

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“And Shiloh appeared.”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 11:38:30 November 11, 2010 11:38:30

This is my favourite quote from the Jolie’s new interview with Vogue. She covers the December issue and goddamn Wintour, with all that you must have had to choose from, why THIS shot? And THAT backdrop colour? It looks...dated. As you’ll see when you flip through some of the other options, there were SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS. Full Story