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Biological Brange

March 3, 2010 13:35:16 Posted at March 3, 2010 13:35:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come out when it’s only Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara? The photo agency says that Brad is holding Vivienne and Angelina is with Knox Leon. Full Story

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Brange daily boat rides

March 1, 2010 07:36:11 Posted at March 1, 2010 07:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak and dagger-ish, with underground parking, back doors, and secret exits. Full Story

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The Chosen One and her hair

February 24, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at February 24, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story

The Holy Twins travel

February 22, 2010 10:28:26 Posted at February 22, 2010 10:28:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, especially not with the presence of the Holy Trinity: The Chosen One and the Divine Twins, all together on display, headed today for Paris en masse. Full Story

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One Holy Twin to see

February 18, 2010 09:41:00 Posted at February 18, 2010 09:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's call him KL. It's a clean shot of his little face which looks remarkably like the Chosen One's face, a perfect hybrid of their pulchritudinous parents. Full Story

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Venetian Brange

February 16, 2010 09:21:22 Posted at February 16, 2010 09:21:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another story. Full Story

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Porn then Punch

February 8, 2010 11:44:00 Posted at February 8, 2010 11:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story

Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

February 8, 2010 07:04:53 Posted at February 8, 2010 07:04:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Full Story

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Brange: pocket 5s are weak

February 1, 2010 11:47:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 11:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Drilling for Brange

January 25, 2010 09:46:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 09:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are a few of you who complain about being bored on the Brange but, by and large, they remain the most compelling couple in Hollywood and proof of this is in the reaction. Full Story

Covers induce eyerolls

January 20, 2010 08:22:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 08:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline:5 years after Brad – Fun, Flirty & 40! Really? Because to me it’s the opposite. Full Story

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