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Brange in Malibu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:44:27 May 31, 2010 07:44:27

For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours courtesy of Star/In Touch/Life&Style/News of the World alleging that Mother Jolie abandoned the biological ones, especially Shiloh, on her birthday weekend. Full Story

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The Jolie’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 13:07:18 April 30, 2010 13:07:18

This is the bra that Gwyneth Paltrow should have worn last night to hold up her low breasts. Then again, Angie has always done well in this department. She can make herself fill out a sweater. Look at her in this sweater. There’s a little Sophia Loren/Gina Lollobrigida action happening in this sweater, non? Here’s the Jolie on location in Venice today with Johnny Depp, showing off those long ass scary skinny arms in a beater, sultry one minute, loose and relaxed the next while laughing with members of the crew. Full Story

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Brad & Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 09:53:00 April 28, 2010 09:53:00

Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve been with him throughout the duration of almost the entire shoot. Full Story

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The Brange girls at the park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 12:06:44 April 26, 2010 12:06:44

Brad Pitt took his 4 oldest kids to the playground the other day while Angelina Jolie was working in Venice on Saturday. The Chosen One is wearing doc martens. Amazing. We were just talking yesterday at the airport (totally unrelated) about how people used to get rolled for their docs back in the day. Full Story

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Pitts 2 and 4 out for ice cream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 14:01:34 April 19, 2010 14:01:34

Pax and The Chosen One were photographed out with their grandparents today on an ice cream errand. Not sure where Pitts 1 and 3 were at. Maybe Miss Zahara couldn't be bothered to leave the house today. Sometimes a baby bitchface just wants to be left alone, you know? I'm no expert like a Brangelunatic but this one seems to be a rare number combination. Full Story

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The Brange kids personality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 13:34:30 April 16, 2010 13:34:30

See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain in the ass. This is why the Brange they always leave the Holy Twins on their own while they take out the other four. Full Story

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Angie’s dressing gown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 11:47:59 April 14, 2010 11:47:59

You know, I never thought Angelina Jolie was be a dressing gown kind of woman. My Angelina Jolie sleeps naked. Having said that, in my Jolie fantasies, she never has to worry about propriety while holding her children out in public on a balcony announcing to the world that relations are solid between her and her in-laws. Full Story

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Jolie Depp sex games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 11:10:03 April 13, 2010 11:10:03

What? Of course not. But if were a writer at In Touch/Life & Style/Star/OK Magazine this would be the headline accompanying these photos. And the article below: Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie continue to shoot their new thriller The Tourist in Italy. This is a scene in which Depp appears to be handcuffed to a boat while a hooded, mysterious, and scheming Jolie watches nearby. Full Story

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Angie on the water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 11:00:16 April 9, 2010 11:00:16

After blessing Bosnians on a UN mission earlier this week with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie is back outside shooting The Tourist, photographed today looking beautiful and sassy driving a boat. This as a new round of tabloid covers suggests that Brad’s been secretly seeing Jennifer Aniston because the fired bodyguard who can’t use his real name says they hooked up on dark nights on dark trails undetected in the Hollywood Hills. Full Story

Brange Island

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 07:45:11 April 5, 2010 07:45:11

I guess if I had their resources, I’d do the same thing. On Saturday afternoon, the Brange took their children via boat to nearby San Servolo Island because they had rented it, yes they rented the island, for their private Easter Egg Hunt. Here they are, with all 6 children and their minders, arriving for their adventure. Full Story

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This Angie...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 14:02:50 April 1, 2010 14:02:50

Is the Angelina that made her Angelina. This Angelina is the one I prefer. Could do without the mothering and the world saving. She’s a movie star. I want to see her in movies, starring as a vengeful bitch who outwits the assholes, and leaves a body count. There are few actresses who can believably play action. Full Story