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Porn then Punch

February 8, 2010 11:44:00 Posted at February 8, 2010 11:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story

Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

February 8, 2010 07:04:53 Posted at February 8, 2010 07:04:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Full Story

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Brange: pocket 5s are weak

February 1, 2010 11:47:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 11:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Drilling for Brange

January 25, 2010 09:46:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 09:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I noted on Twitter yesterday, the tabloid approach to a potential Brange split is like drilling for oil. They keep at it. Because if they do manage to find a new pool, it’s a limitless resource that will keep selling and selling and selling and selling. There are a few of you who complain about being bored on the Brange but, by and large, they remain the most compelling couple in Hollywood and proof of this is in the reaction. Full Story

Covers induce eyerolls

January 20, 2010 08:22:00 Posted at January 20, 2010 08:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline:5 years after Brad – Fun, Flirty & 40! Really? Because to me it’s the opposite. Full Story

Miss Zahara & Elvis

January 8, 2010 13:06:00 Posted at January 8, 2010 13:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s a selection of pictures. Full Story

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The Way They Are

January 7, 2010 07:39:00 Posted at January 7, 2010 07:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if you are, like me, one of those bitches who sees strategery Full Story

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Family Brange at the show

January 4, 2010 08:05:10 Posted at January 4, 2010 08:05:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into the mix and this is the life of the Brange. Full Story

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Boys and games

December 31, 2009 07:49:51 Posted at December 31, 2009 07:49:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that I wouldn’t come out alive. Full Story

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Brange family set visit

December 30, 2009 06:39:37 Posted at December 30, 2009 06:39:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jolie is currently in New York for Salt reshoots. Yesterday Brad Pitt bundled up the girls and brought them to set to visit mom. At the end of the work day, they all left together, Angelina holding Miss Zahara and her white earmuffs and dad with the Chosen One. Reminds me of those famous photos – remember? During the first year of the Brange, she was shooting The Good Shepherd in New York having recently brought Z home, and Brad came with Maddox, carrying Z, and a bottle in his back pocket. Full Story

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Season's Greetings from The Chosen One

December 22, 2009 13:21:00 Posted at December 22, 2009 13:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land,Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even stronger now that the Brange is in New York. Full Story

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