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Season's Greetings from The Chosen One

December 22, 2009 13:21:00 Posted at December 22, 2009 13:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land,Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even stronger now that the Brange is in New York. Full Story

Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen

December 11, 2009 07:53:06 Posted at December 11, 2009 07:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. Brange put on a very, very happy glowy show in the face of the scandalous new book on shelves now calling for their imminent split. Full Story

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Pitt Porn is art

December 4, 2009 08:18:13 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

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Brange: cops, fights, and full body satin

December 1, 2009 06:57:48 Posted at December 1, 2009 06:57:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love the Jolie but f-ck she cannot dress. What is this? What are these pants? Why are these pants? How did he let her leave the house in those pants? Because you know he’s a styling man. And these are not the pants of a styling woman. If they fight about anything, please let them fight about this. Full Story

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The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One

November 25, 2009 07:45:51 Posted at November 25, 2009 07:45:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now that is strong. Full Story

Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn?

November 19, 2009 08:21:44 Posted at November 19, 2009 08:21:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox 411 Full Story

Brange: snakes and rabbits

November 16, 2009 08:31:38 Posted at November 16, 2009 08:31:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

November 3, 2009 07:35:17 Posted at November 3, 2009 07:35:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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The Brange books

October 29, 2009 08:29:54 Posted at October 29, 2009 08:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two books promising salacious never-before-revealed details into the lives of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are due for release this winter. The first is an unauthorised biography by Andrew Morton who wrote Princess Diana’s biography and, most recently, a rather underwhelming exposé on the GMD. Full Story

Heal The World

October 5, 2009 06:35:00 Posted at October 5, 2009 06:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Full Story

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Brange on Friday

October 2, 2009 15:19:47 Posted at October 2, 2009 15:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re in Syria. Meeting with Iraqi refugees as Angelina Jolie, in her role as goodwill ambassador for the UNHCR, continues to draw attention to the plight of those who’ve been displaced by war and terror. The Brange visited two families on their trip. Jolie said that they “have not recovered from the trauma they faced…"until other solutions are found, or these refugees are able to go home, it is essential that the international community help UNHCR to provide financial and food support so that they can survive. Full Story