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Brad parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 07:01:58 July 29, 2009 07:01:58

Brad Pitt was in Berlin for the Inglourious Basterds premiere yesterday – an important one since the movie was filmed there. Brad arrived in the morning, wore a white tshirt, a cap, and khakis to the photo call, then the red carpet in a well fitted grey suit, with shades, took off his jacket at the afterparty where he threw back a few beer with this castmates before taking off this morning in the same white shirt and cap and khakis again hopping on a private jet presumably headed home. Full Story

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Drive-through Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 07:01:49 July 27, 2009 07:01:49

Next headline: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are terrible parents because they feed their kids McDonalds. Gwyneth Paltrow “would rather die” than put that sh-t in her kids’ mouths. And many in the judgy mom set totally agree. “You mean you don’t buy organic? (Tut tut!) You mean your children aren’t eating organic? (Tut, tut, tut!)” Go to Whole Foods right now. Full Story

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Just like old times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 13:18:39 July 21, 2009 13:18:39

Angelina Jolie and son Maddox were photographed today at LAX flying out…and commercial! Must not be a long trip. Just like old times when it was only the two of them. Remember how little he was? And we’re only 2 weeks away now from Maddox’s 8th birthday. Brangelunatics don’t celebrate for Maddox though like they do for the Holy Twins and the Chosen One. Full Story

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The Angels bake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 09:13:59 July 16, 2009 09:13:59

The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course People.com has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. Full Story

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Angie on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 10:19:16 July 13, 2009 10:19:16

Angelina Jolie was photographed yesterday leaving the Raffles hotel driving away on her own. They move around a lot more independently in LA. Yesterday was also the Holy Twins' first birthday, already a year since the frenzy surrounding their arrival but months since we've seen them, prompting sketchy reports about health issues other dubious claims. Full Story

The Chosen One heals the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 07:42:16 July 7, 2009 07:42:16

Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it appears the entire family is back in LA now after spending a few months in New York while the Jolie was filming Salt. Full Story

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More Reese bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:15:06 June 18, 2009 07:15:06

It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She doesn’t want us looking at the photos, posting the photos, especially since she doesn’t really have anything to sell right now or an Oscar to campaign for. Full Story

They’ll call it retail therapy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 09:51:14 June 10, 2009 09:51:14

Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the relentless reports coming out of In Touch, Life & Style, Star etc about the rumoured demise of The Relationship. Full Story

Foxy Wax Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:03:03 June 1, 2009 07:03:03

Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with her own, I was hoping Fox’s forehead would eat Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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Why didn’t you take the day off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 16:20:21 May 27, 2009 16:20:21

It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED THREE TODAY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember when she was born? Baby Jesus had to go into hiding. Full Story

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