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The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF?

July 24, 2008 12:17:06 Posted at July 24, 2008 12:17:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of pace… We’re a month away from festival season and my sources tell me the Brange have supposedly confirmed they’ll be at TIFF to promote Burn After Reading. Full Story

Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro!

July 24, 2008 07:40:49 Posted at July 24, 2008 07:40:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly. Full Story

Brad Hates Britney

July 24, 2008 06:52:12 Posted at July 24, 2008 06:52:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they play in the garden, those images are immediately purchased and published. Full Story

More fun with Dad

July 23, 2008 05:45:12 Posted at July 23, 2008 05:45:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like Pax trailed behind on his whatever you call it but I want one. Full Story

Angie is fatter than Granny

July 21, 2008 11:08:04 Posted at July 21, 2008 11:08:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that are complete bollocks because of her veiny arms, even Angie after twins wearing black is fuller everywhere than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wearing white. Full Story

Do you need an obstetrician?

July 16, 2008 12:54:04 Posted at July 16, 2008 12:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking.  Full Story

The Holy Birth

July 14, 2008 05:30:10 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story

The True Punk

July 4, 2008 10:30:37 Posted at July 4, 2008 10:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.

Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.

Better news…

After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.

PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.

How Many Weeks???

July 2, 2008 09:14:16 Posted at July 2, 2008 09:14:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was in hospital as a precaution. Full Story

Monday, June 30, 2008

 

Dear Gossips,

The well timed philanthropy, the baby intrigue, the masterful media manipulation… it all resulted in a huge box office take for Wanted and Angelina Jolie’s 3rd box office success in a row.

Me? I always buy what the Pitts are selling. And many others did this weekend as well. Wanted came in 2nd after Wall-E with over $50 million in its opening. But remember… Wall-E is a family film. Wanted is R rated.

Did you see Wanted? We saw Wanted. Wanted is wicked fun. For a brainless summer blockbuster, Wanted serves it up hot. And this is how we all like our Jolie: ass kicking, sh*t talking, and sexy as f&ck. Oh and James McAvoy? Quiver, quiver, quiver!!!

Speaking of quiver: Iker, Iker, Iker!

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day while on mini-vacay (everyone else is golfing – boo!) but off to a very, very late start due to wireless issues where we are staying. Please excuse typos. Am rushing to catch up.

So sorry for sucking. Please forgive? Will make it up to you. Look for the clues.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Daryl Hannah is not the other woman.

PPS. John Travolta is not one of the boys. Neither is Justin Timberlake.

 

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