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Brad’s Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 10:46:25 October 9, 2008 10:46:25

We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

Smut and the Economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 09:03:00 October 9, 2008 09:03:00

In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be LOTS more Brange vs Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Chez Eux

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 09:59:00 October 8, 2008 09:59:00

Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in France today. There’s Miss Zahara spiritedly leading the way. Full Story

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Canada and the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 07:52:00 October 8, 2008 07:52:00

Thank you for all your emails, Canada. And forgive me. Forgive me for not immediately picking out out a very popular Canadian. I was blinded by the Porn and the Brange. And remember what I said last week – the domestics are not for me. I don’t watch the home painting shows. I don’t watch the make your own closet shows. Full Story

Pitt Philanthropic Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 06:38:02 October 8, 2008 06:38:02

Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it Right initiative to revitalise the Ninth Ward has reached its fundraising target and the Brange brought Maddox and Pax along on a site visit yesterday, chatting with locals with their arms wrapped around each other, giving photographers nearby some money shots that have now sold the world over, thereby announcing the solid state of their relationship AND promoting Brad’s philanthropic efforts in New Orleans. Full Story

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The preemptive promenade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 16:46:21 October 6, 2008 16:46:21

Angelina took Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara to an art store in New York without the Chosen One. Before the internet child protection agency could move in to accuse her of hating her biological child though, Angie moved to strike first today in New Orleans bringing out the Shiloh for a little family walk. Full Story

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Mimi vs Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 14:26:17 October 6, 2008 14:26:17

Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi probably went Hello Kitty on her stylist’s ass. Full Story

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Angie Spanx?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 09:01:35 October 5, 2008 09:01:35

Can you see her Spanx line? I can see her Spanx line! How amazing is it that Angelina Jolie has to wear Spanx too?!?! Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to wear Spanx. Then again, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t birthed twins. Four months after Their Holy Arrival, and contrary to the theory suggested by bottom feeding rags, Angelina is not starving. Full Story

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Carpet Porn came next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:43:32 October 5, 2008 08:43:32

Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story

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Sushi Porn came first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:02:05 October 5, 2008 08:02:05

Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story

Miss Zahara and her companions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2008 12:45:00 October 4, 2008 12:45:00

Miss Z ordered her mother to take her to the art store today in New York and she let her brothers come along too. Here they are – Angelina, Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara getting spoiled in the city. Damn these three have nice clothes. Look at their shirts. I want shirts like that. Angie appears to be wearing more makeup than she usually does on a day run. Full Story