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Jen in Wedges

March 19, 2008 07:30:00 Posted at March 19, 2008 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is there a wedge heel requirement in every one of her movies? Check out Jennifer Aniston in a blue tank and shorts on set in Miami for Marley & Me. She looks amazing…but here’s the thing: given that there’s never much variation in her appearance – same hair, same tan, same style – putting her in wedges all the time, it’s hard to differentiate between her movies, you know what I mean? Like… which romantic comedy was that? When she played Rachel in love with God? Or when she broke up with Vince Vaughn? Or the time Rachel was in a movie with a ferret and Ben Stiller? It all blends into one. Full Story

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Ass > Babies?

March 17, 2008 11:37:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 11:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now THAT is an ass. And it belongs to Jennifer Aniston, enjoying her day off in Miami by doing what she does best, sunning herself in Miami but thankfully not shouting at the ocean. Jen’s in a much better place these days. But that ass. That ass. Her hair and her ass. The only two things she can lord over Angelina Jolie. Full Story

The President & Mr Pitt

March 17, 2008 06:28:35 Posted at March 17, 2008 06:28:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One sexy beast to another – Bill Clinton and Brad Pitt this weekend in New Orleans joining forces and foundations to help those devastated by Katrina. Together they broke ground on the building site where new homes will be constructed over 10 blocks, providing housing for victims of the hurricane. Full Story

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Pas Encore

March 13, 2008 11:38:51 Posted at March 13, 2008 11:38:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an offer on the house to all other potential buyers the house is immediately off the market, sadly this one (at least the one mentioned by Us Weekly) is still on the market. Full Story

Le Second Avènement

March 13, 2008 08:12:26 Posted at March 13, 2008 08:12:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer Full Story

Reading with the Second Coming

March 10, 2008 13:00:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 13:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo. As you can see, Angie’s belly is unsuspicious and unremarkable – there’s no doubt about this one… unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, who officially confirmed well before the Pitts. Full Story

Angelina Maternity Wear

March 6, 2008 15:59:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 15:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In response to your emails yesterday, many from soon to be moms!, about Angelina Jolie’s pink dress at the airport in Austin –attached. From Gerard Darel, the spring collection. Angie’s stylist Jen Rade ordered three for her client after seeing the dress on Charlotte Gainsbourg in the catalogue. Full Story

Shut.Your.Ass.

March 6, 2008 07:51:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 07:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story

Baby Boobs!

March 5, 2008 08:33:17 Posted at March 5, 2008 08:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story

St John Gorgessity

March 3, 2008 11:08:06 Posted at March 3, 2008 11:08:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every few months or so, a new rumour surfaces that St John has fired Angelina Jolie. Every few months or so the company denies the reports. Every few months or so, people expect that that’s a canned answer and that a quiet announcement will follow about Angelina and St John parting ways amicably. Full Story

Brad’s Crew

February 29, 2008 06:22:53 Posted at February 29, 2008 06:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt is shooting in Texas – obviously the role required a hair cut… thoughts? Don’t love it, don’t hate it, and he still looks hot. Especially those pants. See how those pants just hang? Pants hanging properly make up for not the greatest hair. I don’t care if Xenu blessed your coif… if you can’t wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, the loins simply won’t quiver. Full Story