Angelina Jolie Gossip
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The Pitts took their porn to Santa Barbara this weekend as Angelina Jolie was honoured by the festival for her body of work. Of course we all only care about the speculation surrounding the Second Coming – a riddle Brad and Angelina clearly and deliberately enjoy spinning. Once again, as was the case at the SAGs last week, Angie arrived in a bump-covering ugly ass dress. Full Story
But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and looking very handsome. Full Story
Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story
Am about to gloat – click away if you can’t stand it. People is confirming that Gwen Stefani is expecting her second. You’ll recall that on November 26th, I was the first to exclusively report that Gwen had cancelled a recording session because she wasn’t feeling well and had rescheduled a photo shoot because the clothes weren’t fitting right due to early pregnancy. Full Story
Finally a red carpet!
SAG Awards went down last night and as usual, the media masters, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, fresh off Angie’s Oscar snub, knew exactly what they were doing. At the centre of a pregnancy mystery, Mama Pitt put on a dress that stole the spotlight. Not because it was particularly revealing… but because it wasn’t. With her breasts pushed forward, and her belly too, deliberately drawing attention to her stomach, and her body draped in a muumuu, Angie gave hope to Brangelunatics everywhere that this is the year of the Second (and perhaps the Third) Coming. And she sent word to the Academy that their carpet will be much less intriguing without the Pitts porn-to-pregnant presence.
Have the Pitts actually produced an 8/8/8 baby??? Even better… bet your Botox Granny Freeze is growing even more grey at seeing her own fertility spotlight getting usurped by the two biggest names in gossip. Because if it really is the Second and the Third Coming, Granny Nicole’s delivery will be but a footnote on the day. Hee.
Full SAG fashion wrap-up and weekend update below – so many posts today it may take more than the home page. Scroll down and click on “view more articles” to get fully caught up.
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Tammy from your girls who miss you and love you and support you – he will get his. And there is MUCH better for you on the horizon. Trust.
UPDATE: Am blogging all day! Check back often!
Angelina and Brad - their accessories last night at the SAGs. On her a gold cuff, a gift from her lover, and here’s the best part: The design on the cuff is a drawing by their son Maddox. Brad evidently had it engraved on to the bracelet. Now tell me that’s not a shot straight to your private place. Full Story
There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you know, the way these two go at it…it’s like porn for me. Full Story
There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is hosted by some super triple diamond A list celebrities, most notably Jennifer Aniston AND Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie. Full Story
During their brief visit to Springfield, Missouri last week the Pitts also hit up Chuck E Cheese with all four Pitt kids and a gaggle of nieces and nephews. An enterprising civilian was savvy enough to pull out the camera phone – here are a few photos from Us Weekly. As you can see, Angelina is holding the Chosen One who is sucking her thumb. Full Story
It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check out the photos – not feeling Angie’s curlers but still…with that face, does it matter? She is stunning. Full Story