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Monday, January 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Finally a red carpet!

SAG Awards went down last night and as usual, the media masters, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, fresh off Angie’s Oscar snub, knew exactly what they were doing. At the centre of a pregnancy mystery, Mama Pitt put on a dress that stole the spotlight. Not because it was particularly revealing… but because it wasn’t. With her breasts pushed forward, and her belly too, deliberately drawing attention to her stomach, and her body draped in a muumuu, Angie gave hope to Brangelunatics everywhere that this is the year of the Second (and perhaps the Third) Coming. And she sent word to the Academy that their carpet will be much less intriguing without the Pitts porn-to-pregnant presence.

Have the Pitts actually produced an 8/8/8 baby??? Even better… bet your Botox Granny Freeze is growing even more grey at seeing her own fertility spotlight getting usurped by the two biggest names in gossip. Because if it really is the Second and the Third Coming, Granny Nicole’s delivery will be but a footnote on the day. Hee.

Full SAG fashion wrap-up and weekend update below – so many posts today it may take more than the home page. Scroll down and click on “view more articles” to get fully caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Tammy from your girls who miss you and love you and support you – he will get his. And there is MUCH better for you on the horizon. Trust.

UPDATE: Am blogging all day! Check back often!

The Pitts" Parental Accessories

January 28, 2008 13:02:15 Posted at January 28, 2008 13:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina and Brad - their accessories last night at the SAGs. On her a gold cuff, a gift from her lover, and here’s the best part: The design on the cuff is a drawing by their son Maddox. Brad evidently had it engraved on to the bracelet. Now tell me that’s not a shot straight to your private place. Full Story

Best Porn & Pregnant: The Pitts

January 28, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 28, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you know, the way these two go at it…it’s like porn for me. Full Story

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Two Siblings for the Chosen One?

January 25, 2008 08:01:37 Posted at January 25, 2008 08:01:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The good news – Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! The bad news – Star Magazine is the one reporting it. Which is very, very, very bad news indeed. Because they also reported not too long ago that Brad was packing up the Chosen One Shiloh and leaving Angelina to go back to Aniston. Full Story

The Ex Truce: One Night Only

January 24, 2008 09:09:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 09:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is hosted by some super triple diamond A list celebrities, most notably Jennifer Aniston AND Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie. Full Story

The Chosen One at Chuck E Cheese

January 9, 2008 14:25:45 Posted at January 9, 2008 14:25:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During their brief visit to Springfield, Missouri last week the Pitts also hit up Chuck E Cheese with all four Pitt kids and a gaggle of nieces and nephews. An enterprising civilian was savvy enough to pull out the camera phone – here are a few photos from Us Weekly. As you can see, Angelina is holding the Chosen One who is sucking her thumb. Full Story

Pitt Porn 2008

January 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check out the photos – not feeling Angie’s curlers but still…with that face, does it matter? She is stunning. Full Story

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All The Pitts

January 4, 2008 13:11:31 Posted at January 4, 2008 13:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt joined the rest of the Pitts in Springfield, Missouri on Wednesday for a family gathering at a local pizza parlour. Brad’s parents were present, along with his siblings and their spouses and their kids too. All told, including the four children from the First Family of Hollywood, there were 11 children at the big Pitt Party, throwing a major wrench into bottom feeding tabloid reports constantly claiming that Brad’s side, his mother in particular, are no great fans of Angelina. Full Story

Daddy & Pax Pitt

January 2, 2008 12:07:48 Posted at January 2, 2008 12:07:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed alone with the Chosen One in a while, the tabloids don’t seen interested in fabricating that he’s ignoring her for his other children. Full Story

Family Pitt Christmas Present

December 24, 2007 02:35:32 Posted at December 24, 2007 02:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Family Pitt went on a family bike ride the other day in New Orleans with the kids, giving the the paps and the Brangelunatics a rare glimpse of the Chosen One strapped with mom as Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax load up with dad. Photographers of course were delighted by the gift – according to Forbes. Full Story

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Big Easy Bike Ride

December 21, 2007 04:47:03 Posted at December 21, 2007 04:47:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Pitts are spending the holidays in New Orleans – seen here on a bike ride earlier this week with Maddox and Miss Zahara enjoying some family time before the awards season rush kicks in in January. So far, Angelina has been nominated for Best Actress at all the major events which means Pitt Porn on the red carpet to welcome 2008! As for 2007 – the two have made it through another year of togetherness despite weekly reports from Life & Style and In Touch and Star on their impending split. Full Story