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Pas Encore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 11:38:51 March 13, 2008 11:38:51

Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an offer on the house to all other potential buyers the house is immediately off the market, sadly this one (at least the one mentioned by Us Weekly) is still on the market. Full Story

Le Second Avènement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 08:12:26 March 13, 2008 08:12:26

The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer Full Story

Reading with the Second Coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 13:00:00 March 10, 2008 13:00:00

This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo. As you can see, Angie’s belly is unsuspicious and unremarkable – there’s no doubt about this one… unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, who officially confirmed well before the Pitts. Full Story

Angelina Maternity Wear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 15:59:00 March 6, 2008 15:59:00

In response to your emails yesterday, many from soon to be moms!, about Angelina Jolie’s pink dress at the airport in Austin –attached. From Gerard Darel, the spring collection. Angie’s stylist Jen Rade ordered three for her client after seeing the dress on Charlotte Gainsbourg in the catalogue. Full Story

Shut.Your.Ass.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 07:51:00 March 6, 2008 07:51:00

For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story

Baby Boobs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 08:33:17 March 5, 2008 08:33:17

Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story

St John Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2008 11:08:06 March 3, 2008 11:08:06

Every few months or so, a new rumour surfaces that St John has fired Angelina Jolie. Every few months or so the company denies the reports. Every few months or so, people expect that that’s a canned answer and that a quiet announcement will follow about Angelina and St John parting ways amicably. Full Story

Brad’s Crew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 06:22:53 February 29, 2008 06:22:53

Brad Pitt is shooting in Texas – obviously the role required a hair cut… thoughts? Don’t love it, don’t hate it, and he still looks hot. Especially those pants. See how those pants just hang? Pants hanging properly make up for not the greatest hair. I don’t care if Xenu blessed your coif… if you can’t wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, the loins simply won’t quiver. Full Story

The Second Coming in Texas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 11:07:32 February 27, 2008 11:07:32

Sean Penn and Heath Ledger were supposed to co-star in Terence Malick’s new feature Tree of Life. Brad Pitt has now stepped into the vacated role and shooting will start in Austin Texas like right now which isn"t the best timing. SXSW will kick off in 2 weeks - major paparazzi presence to begin with. Full Story

The Big Bust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2008 10:11:41 February 25, 2008 10:11:41

Interrupting Oscar wrap-up to fill you in the much hyped Pitt/Aniston showdown Saturday at the Night Before Oscar party. Didn’t happen. Because the Pitts bailed. They spent a few hours at the Spirit Awards and then decided not to bother with the rest. Their absence can certainly be explained away by graciousness – perhaps it was kind of them not to flaunt the Second Coming in Jennifer’s face, perhaps they wanted to show some sensitivity, and you know I worship the Pitts and will always buy what they’re selling but it’s never easy with these two. Full Story

No Doubt About the Second Coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2008 00:00:00 February 23, 2008 00:00:00

There it is – a slamdunk confirmation that the Second Coming will join The Chosen One, Maddox, Zahara, and Pax as the latest member of the Pitt Family. Angelina and Brad did no interviews at the Spirit Awards today, posing instead for photos before heading inside. Our eTalk Full Story

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