Angelina Jolie Gossip

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Not with the Program

August 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, Maddox was not happy to see them the day before his birthday. Full Story

No News

August 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have used and played the press in the past for their own purposes…this time may be no different. Full Story

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

More quiveration just confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival – gird up gays and girls… TIFF in September, your loins will need it.

As for those bottom-tier rags and the new round of reporting of a JoliePitt split, resulting in email inquiries - the story of course is rather convenient: Brad and Angelina have broken up but will stay together for the sake of their children. Which is a brilliant tabloid tactic – a built in escape valve… rather clever, non?

You will recall however Us Weekly’s double feature from a few weeks back called Faux Biz (see below): a thorough examination of recent cover stories that attempt to break exclusive every 2 weeks with a new separation story – as of May 2007 the two have apparently broken up 7 times, been pregnant 13 times with 13 weddings, in between 10 Brad/Aniston reunions, though I have to say, my personal favourite is from February 2006, when Life & Style generated world wide headlines for their exclusive scoop that Tom and Katie were over and would never marry. Wishful thinking…but wrong.

The Pitts are currently underground after a family holiday in France. On the contrary to strife speculation however, whenever these two do go underground, it always ends up that they"ve been up to something and so there may actually even be news that will fuse Pitt Porn together even more. Will keep you posted.

Thursday, posting throughout the day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,



Away with the Chosen One

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a few days in France, the Family Pitt is heading out. Destination not 100% confirmed but shooting on Wanted has yet to be complete so Momma could be back to work. As you can see, Angelina and Brad are transporting the Chosen One from the car into their jet. Look closely how blonde she is and I can see her big cheeks from here although in one shot the poor thing looks like she’s wailing, perhaps roused from a warm nap on the way to the airport. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please!

July 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. Rich.  This from a woman who cannot exist without being photographed, who has spent hours practicing for photographs, who wears heels to the amusement park just in case she is photographed, who once walked down the streets of LA looking like this, who is rumoured to pre-arrange photo sightings when she’s especially enamoured of a particular outfit…and now she’s pleading for privacy while pimping a REALITY TV SHOW??? Only Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Jeans for a Change

June 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie in Prague yesterday actually wearing jeans and not trousers for a change. She looks good in jeans non? Also pics from earlier this week, Angelina picking up the kids while Brad was off shooting a commercial. As you can see, Pax seems rather attached to their trusty security dude Mickey. Full Story

The Chosen One to the Rescue

June 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Works for me… On the heels of last week’s media contract debacle getting in the way of overwhelmingly positive reviews for A Mighty Heart, check out Angelina Jolie on two occasions this weekend out and about with the famed Chosen One. Full Story

Friday, June 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Justin said Wha????

You will LOVE, LOVE, LOVE his words for the Shelf Ass. And so what if it was printed in an unreliable British tabloid?

Angelina Jolie interview with Larry King – I’m sorry, I have no idea what she said. Because I was too busy laughing at Larry King. The man is a geriatric BUFFOON! And he needs to join Barbara Walters beside a pool in Palm Beach where they can natter away at each other for the rest of their lives!

Seriously…it was pure comedy. Angie’d be goin’ off about shooting emotionally charged scenes, about Mariane Pearl and her indomitable spirit, and suddenly old Larry interjects with the most inane questions ever. And grunting at the oddest moments. Like at one point he asked her about filming the pivotal scene when Pearl finds out her husband has been murdered. Jolie explained what it was like in that house, on set, how the entire crew was gutted about the fact that they were interpreting something so terrible, so terrifying that had actually happened to an actual person…and she gives this detailed, sensitive answer and the next thing know, Larry jumps in with…

Yeah so how many takes did you have to do?

Killed me. Best comedy ever… The man is barely surviving on the fumes of his career.

Friday, live blogging, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

Blame the Man

June 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Widely criticised yesterday for trying to control the press, Angelina Jolie revealed on Jon Stewart that it was a move made by her lawyer and her representatives and not something she knew about. As you would expect, her attorney has also stepped forward to admit that he went overboard in his attempt to protect his candid client and that she in no way had anything to do with trying to get members of the media to sign a contract prohibiting them from asking personal questions and saying negative things about her. Full Story

Low Tech Angelina?

June 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie out and about in NYC today, face made up, lovely pink lips, dressed in white with matching bag and shoes, and clutching what appears to be an older model Blackberry. Am sad and pathetic to have even noticed. Anyway, Angie will be on Larry King Live tonight and also on The Daily Show with the one and only Jon Stewart. Full Story

Porn and Perfection

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s his hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can only be perfected between the sheets. And how. Full Story