Angelina Jolie Gossip

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s new song to drop right after Labour Day? Clever timing too…back to school, back to work, and just in time for her rumoured VMA performance? More on that later.

Relief – Gisele Bundchen will NOT be degrading herself on Dancing with the Stars. Shockingly enough, Tori Spelling will not be appearing either. KFed Jr must be so pissed.

And while Angelina did her duty in Iraq, with only her bodyguard and no entourage, Brad Pitt took Miss Zahara out for a carriage ride. Bet your boob job the MiniVan Majority WON’T be foaming at the mouth and accusing him of neglecting the Chosen One. Why is that?

Wednesday, am posting all day today, check back often, and more apologies for the site’s ongoing performance issues.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Angelina in Th"Iraq

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 10:04:41 August 28, 2007 10:04:41

Were you one of the 3 million + who watched the video of that learning impaired pageant queen bungle up her answer during the Miss Teen USA pageant the other day? If you haven’t the pleasure, click here. For some reason, she repeatedly refers to Iraq as “th’Iraq”… kills me every time. Full Story

Family and Philanthropy in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 07:09:56 August 27, 2007 07:09:56

Angelina took the kids to the park, then she and Brad flew via helicopter to the Hamptons to host a charity event. Here’s Angie with Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara on Saturday, and Brad with them earlier last week. Love the one with Baby Z hugging Daddy. And Brad sticking his tongue out at Pax who is touching feet with his little sister. Full Story

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The Pitt Family Frenzy in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 15:01:00 August 24, 2007 15:01:00

Nothing like a Pitt Family outing in the Big Apple to make everyone lose their sh-t. Check it out – Brad and Angelina and the children minus the Chosen One went shopping at an art store today and people went bananas. Photographers and fans everywhere. Brad had asked the paps the day before to exercise some restraint around his kids. Full Story

Family Pitt: Weekend at Sea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 03:59:43 August 20, 2007 03:59:43

Brad and Angelina in Chicago on Saturday taking their four children out to sea for some family fun at the Water & Air festival. Miss Zahara kills me. And Maddox too. Check him out excitedly tugging on his mother’s purse handle. And before the MiniVan Majority gets their tits all twisted up in knots, Angelina did indeed spend time with the Chosen One, holding her little hands as she took a few tentative steps towards Daddy which the tabloids will likely interpret next week as a frantic “save me” escape dash for the safety of her father’s arms from the dangerous blob-hating ones of her mother. Full Story

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Pitt Porn in the Windy City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:06:45 August 13, 2007 03:06:45

Brad completed jury duty in Cali last week and then quickly flew back to Chicago to rejoin his family and his Angelina who picked him up at the airport. Apparently Brad rushed into the car and was all over her immediately. On Saturday it was family day at the Field Museum – all four children joining their parents. Full Story

Angie at Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2007 06:40:43 August 10, 2007 06:40:43

Angelina Jolie, all business but also joking around, on the set of Wanted in Chicago collaborating on her scene – as you can see, she has to drive around in that red Viper. I rarely like what she wears - not that it’s ugly, it’s just not that interesting most of the time. But I do like this cute dress…if she’d only shake her hair out and rock another pair of shoes. Full Story

Miss Zahara goes shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina took Zahara to a toy store today. Looks like the feisty Miss Z is throwing a little tantrum. The cutest. Am all over Angie’s nude gloss. What is it I wonder? source  Full Story

The Chosen One in Chicago!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:18:00 August 9, 2007 08:18:00

Angelina Jolie arrived holding the Chosen One to resume work on Wanted in Chicago but only after celebrating Maddox’s 6th birthday at the weekend dressed in camouflage with matching face paint. Am jealous. My parties always involved cheap Chinese relatives who made a habit of re-gifting lame presents. Full Story

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Not with the Program

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, Maddox was not happy to see them the day before his birthday. Full Story

No News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have used and played the press in the past for their own purposes…this time may be no different. Full Story