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Family Pitt: Weekend at Sea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 03:59:43 August 20, 2007 03:59:43

Brad and Angelina in Chicago on Saturday taking their four children out to sea for some family fun at the Water & Air festival. Miss Zahara kills me. And Maddox too. Check him out excitedly tugging on his mother’s purse handle. And before the MiniVan Majority gets their tits all twisted up in knots, Angelina did indeed spend time with the Chosen One, holding her little hands as she took a few tentative steps towards Daddy which the tabloids will likely interpret next week as a frantic “save me” escape dash for the safety of her father’s arms from the dangerous blob-hating ones of her mother. Full Story

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Pitt Porn in the Windy City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:06:45 August 13, 2007 03:06:45

Brad completed jury duty in Cali last week and then quickly flew back to Chicago to rejoin his family and his Angelina who picked him up at the airport. Apparently Brad rushed into the car and was all over her immediately. On Saturday it was family day at the Field Museum – all four children joining their parents. Full Story

Angie at Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2007 06:40:43 August 10, 2007 06:40:43

Angelina Jolie, all business but also joking around, on the set of Wanted in Chicago collaborating on her scene – as you can see, she has to drive around in that red Viper. I rarely like what she wears - not that it’s ugly, it’s just not that interesting most of the time. But I do like this cute dress…if she’d only shake her hair out and rock another pair of shoes. Full Story

Miss Zahara goes shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 12:00:00 August 9, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina took Zahara to a toy store today. Looks like the feisty Miss Z is throwing a little tantrum. The cutest. Am all over Angie’s nude gloss. What is it I wonder? source  Full Story

The Chosen One in Chicago!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 08:18:00 August 9, 2007 08:18:00

Angelina Jolie arrived holding the Chosen One to resume work on Wanted in Chicago but only after celebrating Maddox’s 6th birthday at the weekend dressed in camouflage with matching face paint. Am jealous. My parties always involved cheap Chinese relatives who made a habit of re-gifting lame presents. Full Story

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Not with the Program

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

Angelina Jolie has returned to America. Showed up at the studio the other day apparently to do some work for Beowulf with Maddox in tow. By pure coincidence and cleverness on the part of the paparazzi, somehow photographers, amazing timing, were present to greet her arrival. As you can see, Maddox was not happy to see them the day before his birthday. Full Story

No News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

As discussed yesterday, bottom feeding rags sell more copies by selling Pitt strife…and they will continue to do so for the gullible Jolie-hating MiniVan Majority. But also as discussed yesterday, the Pitts are not splitting – confirmed today by their reps to Us Weekly. No doubt, Brad and Angelina have used and played the press in the past for their own purposes…this time may be no different. Full Story

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

More quiveration just confirmed for the Toronto International Film Festival – gird up gays and girls… TIFF in September, your loins will need it.

As for those bottom-tier rags and the new round of reporting of a JoliePitt split, resulting in email inquiries - the story of course is rather convenient: Brad and Angelina have broken up but will stay together for the sake of their children. Which is a brilliant tabloid tactic – a built in escape valve… rather clever, non?

You will recall however Us Weekly’s double feature from a few weeks back called Faux Biz (see below): a thorough examination of recent cover stories that attempt to break exclusive every 2 weeks with a new separation story – as of May 2007 the two have apparently broken up 7 times, been pregnant 13 times with 13 weddings, in between 10 Brad/Aniston reunions, though I have to say, my personal favourite is from February 2006, when Life & Style generated world wide headlines for their exclusive scoop that Tom and Katie were over and would never marry. Wishful thinking…but wrong.

The Pitts are currently underground after a family holiday in France. On the contrary to strife speculation however, whenever these two do go underground, it always ends up that they"ve been up to something and so there may actually even be news that will fuse Pitt Porn together even more. Will keep you posted.

Thursday, posting throughout the day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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Away with the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

After a few days in France, the Family Pitt is heading out. Destination not 100% confirmed but shooting on Wanted has yet to be complete so Momma could be back to work. As you can see, Angelina and Brad are transporting the Chosen One from the car into their jet. Look closely how blonde she is and I can see her big cheeks from here although in one shot the poor thing looks like she’s wailing, perhaps roused from a warm nap on the way to the airport. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 12:00:00 July 4, 2007 12:00:00

In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. Rich.  This from a woman who cannot exist without being photographed, who has spent hours practicing for photographs, who wears heels to the amusement park just in case she is photographed, who once walked down the streets of LA looking like this, who is rumoured to pre-arrange photo sightings when she’s especially enamoured of a particular outfit…and now she’s pleading for privacy while pimping a REALITY TV SHOW??? Only Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Jeans for a Change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Angelina Jolie in Prague yesterday actually wearing jeans and not trousers for a change. She looks good in jeans non? Also pics from earlier this week, Angelina picking up the kids while Brad was off shooting a commercial. As you can see, Pax seems rather attached to their trusty security dude Mickey. Full Story