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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

More “candids” from the Family Pitt

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite. Brad and Angie and their 2 middle children at Paramount Studios on Sunday. Not sure whether they’re dropping off or picking up, but there’s a good shot of Little Pax and of course Baby Z clinging to Daddy. Parents aren’t supposed to play preferences but gossips can, right? Zahara is my pet. Full Story

The Pitts and the new candids

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Zahara out for ice cream, Angie waiting in the car, and somehow caught on camera by not one but at least 2 pappy agencies…amazing, init? Two weeks after Janice Min’s scathing report in Us Weekly about Angelina’s “twisted double life”, amid increasing speculation that their relationship is on the decline, that Brad is unhappy, that Angie is a terrible mother, the Pitts seem to have carefully orchestrated a random outing to illustrate that things are fine. Full Story

Jen and her nipples

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated to them for 10 years during the interminable run of Friends. Full Story

Hello Pax! Hello Canada!

March 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Canadian publication gets an exclusive! More pics at the Hello! Canada site including Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt and his siblings photographed together – Angie and Pax, Maddox and Pax cuddling and playing with Z inside. And no. The Chosen One has not been included. Full Story

Thursday, March 15, 2007
Dear Gossips, March madness begins today – Wall-to-wall ball… LOVE this time of year! Pax Thien Jolie is his name. Pax for Peaceful in Latin, Thien for Sky in Vietnamese. Tien (no h) is also Sky in Chinese, not that that’s important but it’s how I’m hearing it pronounced. My mother always used to say: whatever you do, the Tien is watching - a strong, solid word. I love. Thursday, real time blogging, check back for new posts, also updated the “Maddox Bro” article below with new information, click to open if you’re interested. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Where was Friday Night Lights last night? Comes back next week. Not officially cancelled…yet. But given that NBC is calling the last four episodes the FINAL FOUR episodes…probably a good bet. But the heart of Deal or No Deal still beats on. See? Good taste is dying.

Maddox meeting his Bro

March 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angie and Maddox in Vietnam today. Multiple sources are reporting that she’ll be bringing home the Family’s fourth some time this week – a 3 year old boy left at the hospital and never reclaimed by his birth parents. Adoption procedures were initiated around the time of The Chosen One’s arrival. As I’ve said before, according to Vietnamese adoption procedures, no pre-selection is allowed. Full Story

The Cover Pitts

March 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly and People have both put the Family on the cover, pimping the Pitts who are always good to sell at newsstands… and why not? Look at them! Nothing new in terms of content: it’s a boy, around 4 years old, they began the procedure months ago, could be a while yet before they bring him home – all things you already know. Full Story

The Pitts #4?

February 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maddox, Zahara, The Chosen One...and now #4? Us Weekly is reporting that the Pitts have signed paperwork to adopt again, this time from Vietnam. The story, as you know, has surfaced before only to result in a quick denial from Camp Pitt. But Janice Min is resurrecting the rumour, saying the couple has filed a request to US Immigration. Full Story

Angie & Z on the balcony

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enjoying Mardi Gras festivities yesterday at home in New Orleans. Funny how the rags claim she’s starving and dying and shooting up – don’t know about you but this looks about as far from Britney as it gets. As for this weekend at the Oscars, though it seems unlikely they’ll attend, I received a fresh tip - not slamdunk gossip, still working on confirmation - that Laura Ziskin, who’s always had a decent relationship with Brad has called a few times gently asking about presenter duties. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: The Family Pitt

February 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So not fair. But such a welcome change from drugs and bare heads and hoo hoos – Brad and Angelina out and about in New Orleans with Zahara and Shiloh, an idyllic normal family portrait, ignoring the overwhelming hotness of both parents, of course. Again…so not fair. And SO fun to look at. Sorry – I can’t get enough: of Angelina’s hair, her skin, his great sweater, Zahara’s chubby little hands munching on potato chips, and the Chosen One blessing bystanders from underneath her cozy patch quilt. Full Story