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Friday, May 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Almost over…and last night was a great way to wrap it up. Cannes 2007 – one of the most star-studded festivals in recent memory. And to see the Oceans boys with Angelina Jolie take us into the final weekend – it sent the crowd over the edge. Especially those two, Brad and Angelina I mean. Red carpet porn is what I’m calling it… more on that below.

Also spent another boozy night at the du Cap. Am now officially broke as one frickin’ cocktail costs 20 euros. But the du Cap is the best. Everyone ends up at the du Cap.

Am sorry about yesterday and the update shortage. Was busy reporting on George Clooney in the afternoon and then losing my sh-t over the Pitts in the evening to bring you back every gushy detail. Please forgive?

Yours in gossip,

Pitt Porn, see?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2007 00:00:00 May 25, 2007 00:00:00

Like I said earlier, there was something in the air last night. And the Pitts couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Captured on video just after dinner, Brad and Angelina clearly had only one thing on their minds…even in the presence of photographers and security. Convenient, yes. But Jungle Sex can’t be stopped. Full Story

On the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2007 00:00:00 May 22, 2007 00:00:00

I thought it was crazy enough earlier in the day during the press conference but that was just the press. Out in front of the Palais, where fans had been waiting for hours, they totally lost their sh-t. Again, in photos Angelina is always pursing her lips for her pose so it’s hard to tell the body language. Full Story

Monday, May 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Finally. Finally I have seen them in person – who else but Brad and Angelina? I’ve been fortunate enough to be witness to many a crazy celebrity situation but nothing compared to the buzz today created around these two. Trust.

Many of you enjoy detail…full blow by blow below but suffice to say, given that I was just watching them with my smutty wonky eye – there was no recent break up and there will be no break up at least in the near future. For personal and professional reasons, these two are totally together.

Monday – live blogging, check back often, and a Cannes contest too! Special gift from me to you!

Yours in gossip,


PS. I have been posting every day from Cannes - even Saturday and Sunday. So if you haven"t visited since Friday, scroll down, make sure you catch up on the last few days! And click on "View More Articles" at the bottom of the page in case my new entries push the Saturday ones further back.

The Chemistry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2007 00:00:00 May 21, 2007 00:00:00

The press conference panel was long. Like almost 9 people, maybe more. Mariane Pearl, Michael Winterbottom, Angelina Jolie, and Dan Futterman sat in the centre. Brad was way off at the left end if you were facing them directly. Naturally, once the Q&A got going, once people did the perfunctory and respected Mariane with questions about her story, the personal questions started coming. Full Story

The Frenzy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2007 00:00:00 May 21, 2007 00:00:00

This morning’s screening was for press only. And so the building was full of journalists, all of them congregating for a glimpse of the Brangelina phenomenon. The queue began early – there were reporters in line to get into the press room almost 3 hours ahead of time. So as the hour approached for their arrival, a frenetic energy started to build. Full Story

A Mighty Heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2007 00:00:00 May 21, 2007 00:00:00

They were here today for A Mighty Heart – the screening took place at 10:45am following by a photo call and then a press conference at 1pm. About the film - very well received, with some comparing Michael Winterbottom’s direction to Michael Mann’s: tightly shot with a journalist’s eye, almost like a reality show without the fake. Full Story

Love in Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As every tabloid proclaims their demise, as Us Weekly accuses her of lap dancing infidelity, Brad and Angelina made sure photographers were around when they took the kids out for playtime in Prague yesterday. They also appeared to enjoy a romantic dinner – a beer for him, a glass of wine for her, and all kinds of naughty sexy thoughts filling the space between them. Full Story

They Hate Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is on Pitt Attack yet again, this time reporting that Angelina, while in NYC last weekend promoting her documentary, was flirting hardcore with that manwhore Olivier Martinez, suggestively dancing in front of him, possibly rubbing herself up on his lap, and treating him to some hardcore eye-f*ckage…. Full Story

Thin, Sensitive, Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Still the most beautiful woman in the world when she’s not at her best, but I think we can all agree, this is not Jolie’s best…though there really is no other side profile like her side profile, non? Angie at the launch of Global Action for Children yesterday – undeniably painfully thin, especially her legs and her arms. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???