August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Many of you have asked about the bag and the book from last column and I"m too lazy to reply individually so if you don"t care, skip to the next.
My beloved bag, as seen on Angelina Jolie"s shoulder, is a Tammi Lyn Hobo, I have the one with studs on the strap, VERY hot rock, and I bought it to reward myself (retail therapy really is the best kind) while the husband was away on a Coachella stag weekend. Full Story
August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. Full Story
July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Skip to the next if you have no interest in hearing about my bee stung lips.
Now I’ve gotten my fair share of hate mail but this one probably tops it all in anger level AND hilarity. As in The.Best.Ever.
I saw you on mtv tonight you hypocrite bitch! All trashtalking about celebs and then look at your lips! I know you like Angelina Whorealie but you got lips to match too, how pathetic and you criticize Nicole kidman for the botox but then you get your lips done. Full Story
July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood.
The split reports originated when details of Brad’s trip to New Orleans were announced with no mention of Angelina Jolie. Full Story
June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Have you seen the Joy Luck Club? Remember the narrow, cold house that matched the narrow, cold marriage? Well take a look at Brad"s design marvel as seen in the pages of Elle Decoration. Visually impressive, to be sure. But a superstitious old Chinese woman would take one look at this thing and start burning incense and muttering chants under her breath. Full Story
June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Over the weekend, Celebrity Baby Blog was notified about a memory stick supposedly containing 450 exclusive, private baby shower photos from Brad and Angelina’s African birthing holiday. Here is just one of those photos apparently being offered up to the tabloids. Full Story
I’m heading to Whistler, British Columbia for the rest of the week on my 2nd field assignment for eTalk! Will be posting via laptop which means super low tech emails as opposed to the moderately low tech emails official subscribers are accustomed to.
Fresh smut Tuesday night…AFTER I enjoy Angelina’s interview with Anderson Cooper, my favourite gaygay newsman. Can’t wait!
Til then, I am yours in gossip,
Thursday, June 8, 2006
A full column will follow later tonight but I couldn"t resist showing you the Shiloh shots from People.
They are glorious without being cheesy. And Angelina is breathtaking. Even more so because my expert makeup friends at Kiss & Makeup
have carefully studied the cover shot and have concluded that she is NOT wearing much makeup at all. Hate her! Love her! Worship her! And save it with the "they"ve probably been touched up" snarkiness. We are gossip lovers. We are gossiphounds. We LIVE for sh*t like this. So celebrate the arrival of the Chosen One and just be grateful you"re living in the Golden Age of Celebrity Smut, led by two major players who are Olympian deities in their own right and who can manipulate better than Zeus himself.
The article itself is, as you would expect, pure fluff. But I do love how the magazine gently but pointedly gives the other rags a condescending shot in the ass - especially for getting so many of their "exclusive" details wrong. People"s in a feisty mood this week!
Anyway, my personal favourite is the one where Brad cradles Shiloh"s head with the "little girls just crush me caption." Swooning now.
OK, must run. Have the CTV Fall Launch Vancouver event to attend this afternoon and an hour of makeup to endure. HUGE thanks to CM for sending me the scans.
Fresh column tonight (Thursday). Til then, I am yours in gossip,
UPDATE: Hope you saw them while they were up because People got mad at me and I had to protect my Chinese ass.
Obviously, they really really really want you to BUY the magazine, so do your part, shell out five bucks at the grocery store this weekend, drool all over the baby gorgessity, and help People continue the Family Pitt world domination.
May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Thanks to DB in Chicago who says that Angelina is not the only child-friendly Pitt lover in the world. It appears Jennifer Aniston has a soft spot for kids too so perhaps we can chalk up her frosty discomfort about babysitting on Regis to Shiloh stress? It must be hard…withholding your womb for years to the world"s sexiest man, only to know in the end that you were just a springboard for his true sperm destiny. Full Story
May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Another celebrity on bumpwatch. Something about her having a gut the other day while leaving a restaurant. No clue if it"s true. But I do know she seems to be a woman of remarkable fortitude, considering the word on the street about his alleged infidelities. Still…on the outside…this is a fantastic looking couple. Full Story
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Wanna know what happens when a husband goes to Coachella for a debaucherous stag weekend? Well, in my husband"s case, his wife spends an obscene amount of money on clothes, shoes, champagne, and she also falls in love.
Dear.Sweet.Goddess. I have never been so infatuated with a bag. The designer is Tammi Lyn
and I walked in to Kiss & Makeup
(exclusive to Vancouver, of course) on Saturday and I saw my lover hanging from a rack - called the Tassel Hobo, in case you"re wondering - and 2 seconds later she was draped across shoulder, pure rock and roll orgasm glued to my body - the best small fortune my husband has ever spent.
But it gets better. It"s like finding the man of your dreams who is kind and funny and gorgeous and goodnatured and loves animals and saves koalas from extinction and then, on the day of your wedding, discovering that he is actually richer than ass with a sexual prowess that can rival Zeus. This is how I felt upon being told that my new darling is also worn by none other than Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie??? Indeed. Angelina Jolie.
And yes, I am ridiculous and shallow enough to care. She wears hers off the plane and grocery shopping with her boys. I like mine more adorned, also in black, but with studs and a few bad ass rhinestones along the strap. Total gorgessity, non? Stag weekends are the best!!!
In today"s issue: Angelina on Dateline, Wentworth on Ellen, Charlize Theron"s horrid hair, another Spears who can"t dress, and crushing on Madonna"s back up.
But first - just a quick housekeeping thing. I posted every day last week and, Goddess willing, intend to continue spewing more often. So if you need to get caught up, or if you missed a few articles, go through "Last Week" and scroll down. And if you aren"t a subscriber, you might want to drop by for a quick check each morning. After all, we"re coming up on a blockbuster season of smut. You don"t want to miss a word!