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Brad & Angelina: the body language experts

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Media machination is more than just strategy and timing - it is also about commitment, about fully executing the mission, and using whatever it takes to pull it off convincingly. And this is why so many celebrities attempt to stage and fail miserably…because they approach the task without true engagement, a halfhearted or overhearted effort that leaves more questions than answers, like the Witherspoons last year at the Golden Globes: a public tongue disaster that had “campaign” written all over it. Full Story

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Dear gossips, In response to many of your emails, I have no idea what *officially* went down to make Angelina Jolie hate her father so much. And while I can"t argue with some of you who insist that a parent should never be treated so poorly, I will assert that his behaviour, at least publicly, has all the makings of sh&tty fatherhood, not only because he can barely remember the names of her children, but also because he has taken to slinking around with an air of overcompensatory guilt that immediately gets my smutty sense raging with suspicion. Unofficially? For the benefit of those who don"t have every "Brangelina" detail memorised and on top of years of dysfunctional family turmoil, it all started when Jon Voight leaked the Maddox adoption to the media before Angelina and Billy Bob had been able to confirm the baby"s visa. Shortly thereafter, she cut him off for good which of course prompted his now infamous on camera appeal to Angelina to seek professional help for her "mental problems", embarassing in and of itself but also putting her motherhood in serious jeopardy, resulting in threats to take her baby away, steady monitoring sessions, and increased social services scrutiny over the fact that she"d just become a single parent and her father told the world she was crazy. Needless to say, I"m thinkin" this situation is a bit different from the Spelling one. In today"s issue: the GMD"s new deal, Jessie"s new man, Nicole"s not-so-new bump, on Paris, on Posh, on Scarlett, on breasts, and gorgessity in all sizes.

Angelina"s beautiful cheese

August 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m telling you - only she could make this sh*t work. Click here for her Shiseido ad and prepare to be mesmerised. And that"s the thing about Angelina Jolie, isn"t it? You know it"s bad, you know it"s practically Hoff Mimi all rolled in to one, and yet there she is, with that knockout face, that come hither expression, the "I know you want me" look, and it"s like … ok, so it"s cheesy…but who the f*ck cares when it"s Angelina Jolie? Full Story

The Bag & the Book

August 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have asked about the bag and the book from last column and I"m too lazy to reply individually so if you don"t care, skip to the next. My beloved bag, as seen on Angelina Jolie"s shoulder, is a Tammi Lyn Hobo, I have the one with studs on the strap, VERY hot rock, and I bought it to reward myself (retail therapy really is the best kind) while the husband was away on a Coachella stag weekend. Full Story

Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. Full Story

My Lips, My Shirt

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skip to the next if you have no interest in hearing about my bee stung lips. Now I’ve gotten my fair share of hate mail but this one probably tops it all in anger level AND hilarity. As in The.Best.Ever. From Cindy: I saw you on mtv tonight you hypocrite bitch! All trashtalking about celebs and then look at your lips! I know you like Angelina Whorealie but you got lips to match too, how pathetic and you criticize Nicole kidman for the botox but then you get your lips done. Full Story

Brad/Angie rumour control

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood. The split reports originated when details of Brad’s trip to New Orleans were announced with no mention of Angelina Jolie. Full Story

Brad"s House & the feng shui appraisal

June 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the Joy Luck Club? Remember the narrow, cold house that matched the narrow, cold marriage? Well take a look at Brad"s design marvel as seen in the pages of Elle Decoration. Visually impressive, to be sure. But a superstitious old Chinese woman would take one look at this thing and start burning incense and muttering chants under her breath. Full Story

The Jolie-Pitt Baby Shower

June 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the weekend, Celebrity Baby Blog was notified about a memory stick supposedly containing 450 exclusive, private baby shower photos from Brad and Angelina’s African birthing holiday. Here is just one of those photos apparently being offered up to the tabloids. Full Story

LastWord

I’m heading to Whistler, British Columbia for the rest of the week on my 2nd field assignment for eTalk! Will be posting via laptop which means super low tech emails as opposed to the moderately low tech emails official subscribers are accustomed to. Fresh smut Tuesday night…AFTER I enjoy Angelina’s interview with Anderson Cooper, my favourite gaygay newsman. Can’t wait! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey