Angelina Jolie Gossip

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I’m heading to Whistler, British Columbia for the rest of the week on my 2nd field assignment for eTalk! Will be posting via laptop which means super low tech emails as opposed to the moderately low tech emails official subscribers are accustomed to. Fresh smut Tuesday night…AFTER I enjoy Angelina’s interview with Anderson Cooper, my favourite gaygay newsman. Can’t wait! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Thursday, June 8, 2006
Dear gossips, A full column will follow later tonight but I couldn"t resist showing you the Shiloh shots from People. Oh.My.Goddess. They are glorious without being cheesy. And Angelina is breathtaking. Even more so because my expert makeup friends at Kiss & Makeup have carefully studied the cover shot and have concluded that she is NOT wearing much makeup at all. Hate her! Love her! Worship her! And save it with the "they"ve probably been touched up" snarkiness. We are gossip lovers. We are gossiphounds. We LIVE for sh*t like this. So celebrate the arrival of the Chosen One and just be grateful you"re living in the Golden Age of Celebrity Smut, led by two major players who are Olympian deities in their own right and who can manipulate better than Zeus himself. The article itself is, as you would expect, pure fluff. But I do love how the magazine gently but pointedly gives the other rags a condescending shot in the ass - especially for getting so many of their "exclusive" details wrong. People"s in a feisty mood this week! Anyway, my personal favourite is the one where Brad cradles Shiloh"s head with the "little girls just crush me caption." Swooning now. OK, must run. Have the CTV Fall Launch Vancouver event to attend this afternoon and an hour of makeup to endure. HUGE thanks to CM for sending me the scans. Fresh column tonight (Thursday). Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey UPDATE: Hope you saw them while they were up because People got mad at me and I had to protect my Chinese ass. Obviously, they really really really want you to BUY the magazine, so do your part, shell out five bucks at the grocery store this weekend, drool all over the baby gorgessity, and help People continue the Family Pitt world domination.

Jen loves the kids

May 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to DB in Chicago who says that Angelina is not the only child-friendly Pitt lover in the world. It appears Jennifer Aniston has a soft spot for kids too so perhaps we can chalk up her frosty discomfort about babysitting on Regis to Shiloh stress? It must be hard…withholding your womb for years to the world"s sexiest man, only to know in the end that you were just a springboard for his true sperm destiny. Full Story

Cindy & Rande on the beach

May 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another celebrity on bumpwatch. Something about her having a gut the other day while leaving a restaurant. No clue if it"s true. But I do know she seems to be a woman of remarkable fortitude, considering the word on the street about his alleged infidelities. Still…on the outside…this is a fantastic looking couple. Full Story

Sunday, April 30, 2006 Dear gossips, Wanna know what happens when a husband goes to Coachella for a debaucherous stag weekend? Well, in my husband"s case, his wife spends an obscene amount of money on clothes, shoes, champagne, and she also falls in love. Dear.Sweet.Goddess. I have never been so infatuated with a bag. The designer is Tammi Lyn and I walked in to Kiss & Makeup (exclusive to Vancouver, of course) on Saturday and I saw my lover hanging from a rack - called the Tassel Hobo, in case you"re wondering - and 2 seconds later she was draped across shoulder, pure rock and roll orgasm glued to my body - the best small fortune my husband has ever spent. But it gets better. It"s like finding the man of your dreams who is kind and funny and gorgeous and goodnatured and loves animals and saves koalas from extinction and then, on the day of your wedding, discovering that he is actually richer than ass with a sexual prowess that can rival Zeus. This is how I felt upon being told that my new darling is also worn by none other than Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie??? Indeed. Angelina Jolie. And yes, I am ridiculous and shallow enough to care. She wears hers off the plane and grocery shopping with her boys. I like mine more adorned, also in black, but with studs and a few bad ass rhinestones along the strap. Total gorgessity, non? Stag weekends are the best!!! In today"s issue: Angelina on Dateline, Wentworth on Ellen, Charlize Theron"s horrid hair, another Spears who can"t dress, and crushing on Madonna"s back up. But first - just a quick housekeeping thing. I posted every day last week and, Goddess willing, intend to continue spewing more often. So if you need to get caught up, or if you missed a few articles, go through "Last Week" and scroll down. And if you aren"t a subscriber, you might want to drop by for a quick check each morning. After all, we"re coming up on a blockbuster season of smut. You don"t want to miss a word!

The beatification of Angelina Jolie

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and kiss her brother and wear Billy Bob"s blood around her neck. Full Story

Angie giggles

April 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bits and pieces of Angelina Jolie"s interview with Ann Curry for Dateline have been released to the public and the most interesting part of all this is that when asked about her relationship, Mrs Pitt actually GIGGLES. Yes, gossips. Only a dose of the Brad could inspire such girly girly reactions from the most whip snappy, leather happy, sex goddess on the planet. Full Story

The Family Pitt Domestica: Part 1

April 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina and Brad were enjoying breakfast on the balcony in one of the many rooms they had reserved for themselves at the Namibian resort. But while the blazing African sun was already scorching the landscape, the couple kept themselves cool by passing icecubes to each other mouth to mouth, hungrily lingering before each transfer, clearly still as passionately in love today as they were a year ago when their love first bloomed. Full Story

Angie & Ann in Africa

April 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie loves Ann Curry. She spoke to her prior to the release of Mr & Mrs Smith last year at the height of the triangle scandal and she"s now invited Ann over to Namibia to talk about her humanitarian work and her children - current and coming - for a Dateline interview on Sunday night. Right. Full Story

Avril"s August wedding

April 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally forgot to write about this last week. So sorry. This, my friends, is a super exclusive. And if you saw me last Monday on eTalk, you are likely already aware that invitations for Avril and Deryck"s wedding were sent out about 2 weeks ago for a ceremony in Santa Barbara on August 26th, exact location and venue to be confirmed the day before. Full Story

The Family Pitt: happy in Africa

April 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok, so I had to have a smug moment this weekend when I feasted my eyes on the latest Us Weekly top coverline - Angelina: Giving Birth in Africa - and the story inside delivering almost word for word what you"ve been reading here for months. Since January, to be exact. Sorry, y"all. But I love being right and I love being first. Full Story

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