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Zeta: Drag Queen and her Geriatric

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t work for Zeta who doesn’t need much. Here she is with her husband at the weekend – a rare public appearance at some gala. Full Story

Pitt Protection out of control, the Pitts in NO?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Interesting the contrast, don’t you think? On the one hand, the smiling Scientologists grinning away, a thousand celebrities in tow, happy to primp for the cameras, on the other, the Pitts in India causing a stink, or at least their overzealous security team. Just a few weeks ago, one manhandler put a photographer in a chokehold, yesterday they created controversy at a local school, apparently blocking parents from entering the facility to pick up their children, and reportedly even knocking down a student as well. Full Story

Angie at McD’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

My Gwyneth swore she’d never let her kids eat there but then again, my Gwyneth is a lovely, snotty, elitist bitch. Unlike the carefully cultivated public image of Mother Angelina who’s just down with humanity and eats what the world eats and lives how the world lives, ok? Here’s Angelina enjoying fries and a regular sized drink (I always super, don’t you?), taking a short break from shooting in Mumbai yesterday. Full Story

Madge Hates Ange: the proof?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2006 12:00:00 November 3, 2006 12:00:00

If you’re new to the site and need a refresher on why and how and who and when… click here to get caught up. As I’ve told you repeatedly, the two are not friends. Furthermore, for whatever reason, Madonna does not appear to like Jolie, and she won’t hesitate to remind us of it in her very own passive aggressive fashion. Full Story

Brad Pitt: the good, the wet, the creepy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2006 12:00:00 October 31, 2006 12:00:00

I’ll start with the good, just to pacify the psychotic Brangelinas. As you know, Brad helped out with Habitat for Humanity on Monday in India, and contrary to local reports that indicate he only stayed for half an hour (just in time for pictures), I’m told by 2 sources also involved with the project that Brad actually stayed for the entire time, well past the planned photo opportunity that, yes, had been previously arranged. Full Story

The Death of Sunkissed Illusion:Reese & Ryan Over!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

First reported by TMZ, the couple has released a statement confirming they have separated and Reese has already contacted the same divorce lawyer who repped Jennifer Aniston. As already noted, they did look super stiff at the Flags NYC premiere, and their togetherness appearances *only* during campaign season were suspect at best. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

Gwen & the King-hawk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2006 12:00:00 October 23, 2006 12:00:00

Maddox Jolie"s follicle protégé - isn"t Kingston cute??? Have a look at Gwen and baby out on the weekend, every hair in place and, unlike other mums, very proud to be showing off her boy. As you can see, Gwen is back in fighting form - THANK GODDESS. After all, haven"t you had enough of her ghetto clone? The ubiquitous Fergie Ferg? Gwen is due to drop a new album before the new year titled The Sweet Escape and it is expected to be a dance follow up to L. Full Story

The Chosen One emerges!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2006 12:00:00 October 20, 2006 12:00:00

Shiloh sighted in with mom in Jaipur, India as Brad reportedly worked on a commercial. Baby Z as you can see is in the background being held by that lovely security fellow who lost his sh-t last week on a photographer. Not that you can tell so early but so far, The Chosen One seems to be bucking my Celebrity Baby Theory - in this case: Hot + Hot = Ugly…something she clearly is not. Full Story

Brad & Gwyneth: down memory lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

With this week"s announcement that Brad Pitt and my Gwynnie will be reunited professionally, I got a little nostalgic, you know? She was his angel, it took 7 years of black dress boredom to get over her, their love was a Golden Age, and while "Brangelina" is most definitely the most titillating, the most intriguing Supercouple of our time, there was a haunting sense of Fitzgerald about Brad and Gwyneth - the Beautiful and the Damned, obviously not the plot but certainly the adjectives. Full Story

The Oprah Camera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Photo source See what I mean? It"s really too bad Angelina Jolie will probably never get invited. Can you imagine Angie"s incomparable face shot from Oprah"s flattering digitals? Total gorgessity wasted on the Mighty Opes picking the other side. Full Story