Angelina Jolie Gossip

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La Jolie Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

Photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Angelina Jolie is expected to grace the cover of Vogue just in time to support the 22 December release of The Good Shepherd directed by Robert DeNiro, co-starring Matt Damon, filmed when the Chosen One was conceived, in which she"s said to have an outside chance at another Supporting Actress nomination next year. Full Story

The photos, the Foundation, the philanthopy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

Sorry. I was supposed to write the other day about the recent Jolie-Pitt Foundation announcement - the news that they have established their own charitable arm, with a first gift of $1 million going to Global Action for Children and another million being directed to Doctors Without Borders - money they received earlier this summer from the Shiloh photo sweepstakes, at the time pegged at over $4 million. Full Story

LastWord

Heads up Toronto… the 5th Annual Booby Ball goes down on September 29th at Maro with all proceeds benefitting Rethink Breast Cancer. These girls threw me a fabulous, fabulous soiree in July at Czehoski, this time they"re rockin" it with an Asian punk theme, so go find your party dress and get your Angelina on - all in the name of healthy tits. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is not Hugh Jackman who is undoubtedly better at the waltz with a much, much better sense of humour. My love and thanks to Karen and Kirsten from Calgary and a huge apology for being impossibly late in replying to all of your emails. With TIFF madness and travel, I"m weeks behind. Am trying, promise... Fresh column Wednesday night, til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Am on eTalk every day this week, Wednesday tune in for more exclusive dish on Renee Z"s bad behaviour. I"m telling you…she"s losing her f&cking mind….

Brad & Angelina: the body language experts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

Media machination is more than just strategy and timing - it is also about commitment, about fully executing the mission, and using whatever it takes to pull it off convincingly. And this is why so many celebrities attempt to stage and fail miserably…because they approach the task without true engagement, a halfhearted or overhearted effort that leaves more questions than answers, like the Witherspoons last year at the Golden Globes: a public tongue disaster that had “campaign” written all over it. Full Story

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Dear gossips, In response to many of your emails, I have no idea what *officially* went down to make Angelina Jolie hate her father so much. And while I can"t argue with some of you who insist that a parent should never be treated so poorly, I will assert that his behaviour, at least publicly, has all the makings of sh&tty fatherhood, not only because he can barely remember the names of her children, but also because he has taken to slinking around with an air of overcompensatory guilt that immediately gets my smutty sense raging with suspicion. Unofficially? For the benefit of those who don"t have every "Brangelina" detail memorised and on top of years of dysfunctional family turmoil, it all started when Jon Voight leaked the Maddox adoption to the media before Angelina and Billy Bob had been able to confirm the baby"s visa. Shortly thereafter, she cut him off for good which of course prompted his now infamous on camera appeal to Angelina to seek professional help for her "mental problems", embarassing in and of itself but also putting her motherhood in serious jeopardy, resulting in threats to take her baby away, steady monitoring sessions, and increased social services scrutiny over the fact that she"d just become a single parent and her father told the world she was crazy. Needless to say, I"m thinkin" this situation is a bit different from the Spelling one. In today"s issue: the GMD"s new deal, Jessie"s new man, Nicole"s not-so-new bump, on Paris, on Posh, on Scarlett, on breasts, and gorgessity in all sizes.

Angelina"s beautiful cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

I"m telling you - only she could make this sh*t work. Click here for her Shiseido ad and prepare to be mesmerised. And that"s the thing about Angelina Jolie, isn"t it? You know it"s bad, you know it"s practically Hoff Mimi all rolled in to one, and yet there she is, with that knockout face, that come hither expression, the "I know you want me" look, and it"s like … ok, so it"s cheesy…but who the f*ck cares when it"s Angelina Jolie? Full Story

The Bag & the Book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Many of you have asked about the bag and the book from last column and I"m too lazy to reply individually so if you don"t care, skip to the next. My beloved bag, as seen on Angelina Jolie"s shoulder, is a Tammi Lyn Hobo, I have the one with studs on the strap, VERY hot rock, and I bought it to reward myself (retail therapy really is the best kind) while the husband was away on a Coachella stag weekend. Full Story

Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. Full Story

My Lips, My Shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

Skip to the next if you have no interest in hearing about my bee stung lips. Now I’ve gotten my fair share of hate mail but this one probably tops it all in anger level AND hilarity. As in The.Best.Ever. From Cindy: I saw you on mtv tonight you hypocrite bitch! All trashtalking about celebs and then look at your lips! I know you like Angelina Whorealie but you got lips to match too, how pathetic and you criticize Nicole kidman for the botox but then you get your lips done. Full Story

Brad/Angie rumour control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood. The split reports originated when details of Brad’s trip to New Orleans were announced with no mention of Angelina Jolie. Full Story