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The Bag & the Book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Many of you have asked about the bag and the book from last column and I"m too lazy to reply individually so if you don"t care, skip to the next. My beloved bag, as seen on Angelina Jolie"s shoulder, is a Tammi Lyn Hobo, I have the one with studs on the strap, VERY hot rock, and I bought it to reward myself (retail therapy really is the best kind) while the husband was away on a Coachella stag weekend. Full Story

Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. Full Story

My Lips, My Shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

Skip to the next if you have no interest in hearing about my bee stung lips. Now I’ve gotten my fair share of hate mail but this one probably tops it all in anger level AND hilarity. As in The.Best.Ever. From Cindy: I saw you on mtv tonight you hypocrite bitch! All trashtalking about celebs and then look at your lips! I know you like Angelina Whorealie but you got lips to match too, how pathetic and you criticize Nicole kidman for the botox but then you get your lips done. Full Story

Brad/Angie rumour control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood. The split reports originated when details of Brad’s trip to New Orleans were announced with no mention of Angelina Jolie. Full Story

Brad"s House & the feng shui appraisal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2006 12:00:00 June 28, 2006 12:00:00

Have you seen the Joy Luck Club? Remember the narrow, cold house that matched the narrow, cold marriage? Well take a look at Brad"s design marvel as seen in the pages of Elle Decoration. Visually impressive, to be sure. But a superstitious old Chinese woman would take one look at this thing and start burning incense and muttering chants under her breath. Full Story

The Jolie-Pitt Baby Shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

Over the weekend, Celebrity Baby Blog was notified about a memory stick supposedly containing 450 exclusive, private baby shower photos from Brad and Angelina’s African birthing holiday. Here is just one of those photos apparently being offered up to the tabloids. Full Story

LastWord

I’m heading to Whistler, British Columbia for the rest of the week on my 2nd field assignment for eTalk! Will be posting via laptop which means super low tech emails as opposed to the moderately low tech emails official subscribers are accustomed to. Fresh smut Tuesday night…AFTER I enjoy Angelina’s interview with Anderson Cooper, my favourite gaygay newsman. Can’t wait! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Thursday, June 8, 2006 Dear gossips, A full column will follow later tonight but I couldn"t resist showing you the Shiloh shots from People. Oh.My.Goddess. They are glorious without being cheesy. And Angelina is breathtaking. Even more so because my expert makeup friends at Kiss & Makeup have carefully studied the cover shot and have concluded that she is NOT wearing much makeup at all. Hate her! Love her! Worship her! And save it with the "they"ve probably been touched up" snarkiness. We are gossip lovers. We are gossiphounds. We LIVE for sh*t like this. So celebrate the arrival of the Chosen One and just be grateful you"re living in the Golden Age of Celebrity Smut, led by two major players who are Olympian deities in their own right and who can manipulate better than Zeus himself. The article itself is, as you would expect, pure fluff. But I do love how the magazine gently but pointedly gives the other rags a condescending shot in the ass - especially for getting so many of their "exclusive" details wrong. People"s in a feisty mood this week! Anyway, my personal favourite is the one where Brad cradles Shiloh"s head with the "little girls just crush me caption." Swooning now. OK, must run. Have the CTV Fall Launch Vancouver event to attend this afternoon and an hour of makeup to endure. HUGE thanks to CM for sending me the scans. Fresh column tonight (Thursday). Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey UPDATE: Hope you saw them while they were up because People got mad at me and I had to protect my Chinese ass. Obviously, they really really really want you to BUY the magazine, so do your part, shell out five bucks at the grocery store this weekend, drool all over the baby gorgessity, and help People continue the Family Pitt world domination.

Jen loves the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

Thanks to DB in Chicago who says that Angelina is not the only child-friendly Pitt lover in the world. It appears Jennifer Aniston has a soft spot for kids too so perhaps we can chalk up her frosty discomfort about babysitting on Regis to Shiloh stress? It must be hard…withholding your womb for years to the world"s sexiest man, only to know in the end that you were just a springboard for his true sperm destiny. Full Story

Cindy & Rande on the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

Another celebrity on bumpwatch. Something about her having a gut the other day while leaving a restaurant. No clue if it"s true. But I do know she seems to be a woman of remarkable fortitude, considering the word on the street about his alleged infidelities. Still…on the outside…this is a fantastic looking couple. Full Story