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Sunday, April 30, 2006 Dear gossips, Wanna know what happens when a husband goes to Coachella for a debaucherous stag weekend? Well, in my husband"s case, his wife spends an obscene amount of money on clothes, shoes, champagne, and she also falls in love. Dear.Sweet.Goddess. I have never been so infatuated with a bag. The designer is Tammi Lyn and I walked in to Kiss & Makeup (exclusive to Vancouver, of course) on Saturday and I saw my lover hanging from a rack - called the Tassel Hobo, in case you"re wondering - and 2 seconds later she was draped across shoulder, pure rock and roll orgasm glued to my body - the best small fortune my husband has ever spent. But it gets better. It"s like finding the man of your dreams who is kind and funny and gorgeous and goodnatured and loves animals and saves koalas from extinction and then, on the day of your wedding, discovering that he is actually richer than ass with a sexual prowess that can rival Zeus. This is how I felt upon being told that my new darling is also worn by none other than Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie??? Indeed. Angelina Jolie. And yes, I am ridiculous and shallow enough to care. She wears hers off the plane and grocery shopping with her boys. I like mine more adorned, also in black, but with studs and a few bad ass rhinestones along the strap. Total gorgessity, non? Stag weekends are the best!!! In today"s issue: Angelina on Dateline, Wentworth on Ellen, Charlize Theron"s horrid hair, another Spears who can"t dress, and crushing on Madonna"s back up. But first - just a quick housekeeping thing. I posted every day last week and, Goddess willing, intend to continue spewing more often. So if you need to get caught up, or if you missed a few articles, go through "Last Week" and scroll down. And if you aren"t a subscriber, you might want to drop by for a quick check each morning. After all, we"re coming up on a blockbuster season of smut. You don"t want to miss a word!

The beatification of Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and kiss her brother and wear Billy Bob"s blood around her neck. Full Story

Angie giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Bits and pieces of Angelina Jolie"s interview with Ann Curry for Dateline have been released to the public and the most interesting part of all this is that when asked about her relationship, Mrs Pitt actually GIGGLES. Yes, gossips. Only a dose of the Brad could inspire such girly girly reactions from the most whip snappy, leather happy, sex goddess on the planet. Full Story

The Family Pitt Domestica: Part 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Angelina and Brad were enjoying breakfast on the balcony in one of the many rooms they had reserved for themselves at the Namibian resort. But while the blazing African sun was already scorching the landscape, the couple kept themselves cool by passing icecubes to each other mouth to mouth, hungrily lingering before each transfer, clearly still as passionately in love today as they were a year ago when their love first bloomed. Full Story

Angie & Ann in Africa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2006 12:00:00 April 24, 2006 12:00:00

Angelina Jolie loves Ann Curry. She spoke to her prior to the release of Mr & Mrs Smith last year at the height of the triangle scandal and she"s now invited Ann over to Namibia to talk about her humanitarian work and her children - current and coming - for a Dateline interview on Sunday night. Right. Full Story

Avril"s August wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2006 12:00:00 April 23, 2006 12:00:00

Totally forgot to write about this last week. So sorry. This, my friends, is a super exclusive. And if you saw me last Monday on eTalk, you are likely already aware that invitations for Avril and Deryck"s wedding were sent out about 2 weeks ago for a ceremony in Santa Barbara on August 26th, exact location and venue to be confirmed the day before. Full Story

The Family Pitt: happy in Africa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

Ok, so I had to have a smug moment this weekend when I feasted my eyes on the latest Us Weekly top coverline - Angelina: Giving Birth in Africa - and the story inside delivering almost word for word what you"ve been reading here for months. Since January, to be exact. Sorry, y"all. But I love being right and I love being first. Full Story

Hello Moses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

First glimpse of my best friend and her baby boy this weekend in front of an entire village of pappies, ensuring that everyone got the same photo and, more importantly, that the bounty on her son"s head was immediately rendered obsolete. So what"s the big deal about the name? Because let"s be honest: All of you who hate the girl would have blasted her for ANY name she settled on. Full Story

The Pitts in Africa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

On Friday afternoon, People Magazine confirmed what you already knew for days and what you should have already known for months. That Brad and Angelina arrived in Namibia, have practically booked off an entire resort, and are planning on delivering the baby there. For now. Quick update on that in a minute…as soon as I finish - um - gloating. Full Story

Thursday, April 6, 2006 Dear gossips, Brad and Angelina apparently arrived in Namibia on Monday. Namibia is in Africa. Cue dramatic pause. …. Now ordinarily I would gloat my bitchy head off about this but since I’ve overkilled on shameless self promotion this week, I’ll spare you the smug and exercise some humility perhaps until Sunday, at which point I’m going full tilt. Sound like a plan? In today’s issue: the incessant examination of the TomKat bump, Sienna’s new mane, the (alleged) truth behind Matt’s divorce, and a brand new smutty riddle. Caution rules today, gossips. Lawsuits, you know?

Angelina in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2006 12:00:00 March 22, 2006 12:00:00

In sharp contrast to the Katie Holmes pregnancy routine, Angelina Jolie has stayed away from public coffee runs, avoided PDA on the soccer pitch, and obviously does not grin haplessly at the control freak who got her knocked up in the top secret Scientololab. Here’s Angie from Just Jared Full Story