Angelina Jolie Gossip

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 Dear gossips, Brad and Angelina apparently arrived in Namibia on Monday. Namibia is in Africa. Cue dramatic pause. …. Now ordinarily I would gloat my bitchy head off about this but since I’ve overkilled on shameless self promotion this week, I’ll spare you the smug and exercise some humility perhaps until Sunday, at which point I’m going full tilt. Sound like a plan? In today’s issue: the incessant examination of the TomKat bump, Sienna’s new mane, the (alleged) truth behind Matt’s divorce, and a brand new smutty riddle. Caution rules today, gossips. Lawsuits, you know?

Angelina in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2006 12:00:00 March 22, 2006 12:00:00

In sharp contrast to the Katie Holmes pregnancy routine, Angelina Jolie has stayed away from public coffee runs, avoided PDA on the soccer pitch, and obviously does not grin haplessly at the control freak who got her knocked up in the top secret Scientololab. Here’s Angie from Just Jared Full Story

Demi & Ashton baby on the way?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2006 12:00:00 March 16, 2006 12:00:00

So say the hit and miss folks at Star Magazine. Something about her shopping at a baby store and talking to Meg Ryan about adopting. Makes sense I suppose, especially considering the almost proof positive baby rumours last May and Demi"s very quick weight loss immediately afterwards - see photos attached. Full Story

From Sophie F: on the Family Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

i LOVE your gossip emails!! they are just brilliant, you are wonderful but please PLEASE lots more brad/angelina/jennifer gruesome trilogy news for us??? Dear Sophie, I wish I had more for you but since they jetted to Europe, many of the usual insider smut routes have been sealed, not only for me but for all gossip outlets. Full Story

Sunday, February 5, 2006 Dear gossips, Couldn"t post much last week. Hope you did your homework at Perez and the others. It was killer at the paying gig. And yes, although I"m sure you"re sick and tired of me saying this - gossip don"t pay. How-ev-ah…that is about to change. I"m selling out y"all. The ads are coming and with any luck, gossip actually WILL pay! Well, to be more specific, condoms will pay. Believe me, when you see it, you"ll understand. Anyway, unless you count the two low radar celebrity breakups from last week, we haven"t really missed all that much. As for those recent reports that Britney is pregnant - I"m hearing she"s not. At least not yet. Perez"s sources are also denying it. Now remember, the girl loves to f&ck with the tabloids and it doesn"t look like she"s lost a step in that department. In today"s issue: Angelina adoration, Drew adoration, Oscar campaigning begins in earnest, examining Katie"s bump, a compliment for Fergie (!!!), much gloating from me, and a not so secret riddle. UPDATE: due to script changes, the riddle was NOT revealed on eTalk on Monday. The answer to the hotbox riddle? It"s a Hilton. Can you guess which one???

Back on the Jolie bandwagon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

I am a fickle bitch. And several weeks ago, Angelina Jolie occupied a firm spot on my Freebie 5. Then she got all domestic and I booted her to make room for Jake Gyllenhaal. And f*ck, do I ever regret that. I might be hard on the Pitts and I might not be shy in calling them master media manipulators, but I don"t think I"ve ever denied that this is is the Hollywood union that gives me the most smutty pleasure. Full Story

From Chloe: defending Brad & Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

We are really digusted with you at the Jolie and Brad forums, you are always criticizing them now when before you were relaly supportive. Why Lainey? Why are you being such a bitch? You are just repeating everything that Star is saying and everyone knows that your information is crap and you don"t even have good gossip anyway. Full Story

Thursday, January 26, 2006 Dear gossips, Love is in the air and even a cynical bitch like me is vulnerable to, at long last, some PDA from the world’s most hunted couple. In case you haven’t heard, Brad and Angelina finally held hands. Praise Goddess. In today’s issue: Matt Dillon is apparently a horny perv, Nicole Kidman gives back, Winona returns, my Joaquin dilemma, Jen at the Oscars, and a warning…MUCH gloating from me.

I am Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

So last night I hosted a lovely soiree with my book club girls. It"s been 3 years and in that time we have fired one member, gained 4 others, and started having babies. Not all of us. But a whopping 50% of us. Obviously, I"m not one of them. And so at around 9:30pm I found myself deserted by most of the childless contingent, surrounded by mothers and expectant mothers, in varying degrees of pregnancy, discussing c-sections and day care and other very important parenting-related issues. Full Story

The Traveling Family Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of mothers and babies, here are Brad, Angelina, and their children at LAX this morning and then arriving in London in the afternoon - from Pop Sugar. As you can see, Angie"s bump is growing to the point of tattoo expansion, and Papa Pitt is walking with the swagger of a man whose sperm has not only been vindicated but also safely ensconced in the womb of a woman universally regarded as the sexiest in the world. Full Story

Gwyneth at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

Here"s my best friend dressed in black, still trying to camouflage her 2nd pregnancy bump, and wearing her patented "I"m too good for you" look she"s perfected over the years. She was at Sundance to promote the short little feature she directed for Glamour, a joint project with her real life best friend Mary Wigmore, a woman I despise for no other reason than the fact that she is graced by my Gwynnie"s presence all the time, while I only dream about it in my delusional mind. Full Story