The “close family friend”

September 15, 2009 12:30:08 Posted at September 15, 2009 12:30:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love.

Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. The message was forwarded to the following outlets:

Gawker, In Touch, Life & Style, NBC, OK Magazine, Splash, and me…

Alejandra was educated at the Kanye West University of All Caps:

JOLIE-PITT FAMILY IS TOGHETER IN KENYA
ANGELINA TRAVELED TO ETHIOPIA WITH ZAHARA AND SHILOH FOR 2 DAYS AND DO HER UN MISSION , BRAD STAYED IN KENYA WITH THE BOYS AND THE TWINS .. THEY ARE CURRENTLY THERE .....

PEOPLE MAG IS ALWAYS AHEAD OF YOU ......................


So apparently, according to a “close family friend”, the Brange is in Africa, and Angie split off with Miss Zahara for Ethiopia so that she could connect with her culture. You can read all about their wonderful trip here.

As you already know, the Brange is stealth. When they want to go underground, they go underground. They have the money to disappear. So this “close family friend” who chose only to speak to the magazine that cultivates sycophant temples inside celebrity asses…?

Obviously a phone call from a publicist.

You know it’s been weeks since they’ve been seen. And while they may not want to be photographed right now, they do want you do know they’re still saving the world.

Are you clear on that?


File photos from Bauergriffinonline.com

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