Brad & Angie: the daily update
Finally! Some light on the whereabouts of the world's most hunted couple! Brad and Angelina appeared separately in Los Angeles yesterday prompting intense media speculation about their living arrangements and parenting plans. Most established gossips seem to agree that Angelina and the children are living with Brad in his Malibu home. Most, that is, with the exception of that ridiculous rag Life & Style Weekly which has 'The End' on its cover along with some very bogus reporting about the demise of their relationship. Like, what...ever. Here's Brad looking handsome if not a little worn down at the Hollywood Foreign Press event yesterday. And here are the first up close photos of little Zahara Marley, tagging along with Mummy on a very calculated, very engineered photo op to the bookstore. Angelina spent time browsing through the shelves, chatting with the occasional fan, and enjoying a little 'quiet' time with the baby. My sources are telling me this was a deliberate attempt to allow the press to photograph her baby, so as to eliminate the need for dangerous, high stakes car chases and stalking maneuvers in the coming weeks. And while rabid Brad & Angie fans (including me!) were thrilled to bits when the pics started leaking yesterday afternoon, I heard from my spies late last night that the couple is constantly assessing and re-assessing their decision: to be together...or not. Brad, for his part, has made it clear that he is totally game. Angie however is still working through some issues. And please don't puke. What I'm about to say is super cheesy, but I'm just tellin' it like I've heard it. It's no secret that Angelina Jolie is a pretty independent, 'I'll do it my way, leave me the f&ck alone' kind of girl. She's relied on few people, primarily out of necessity. Her father is a loser and Billy Bob Thornton...um, hello? Do we really have to go there? So along comes Brad, a decent mid-Western man with solid values, famous enough to handle her own notoriety, mature yes, but young enough to keep her interested, strong enough to stand up to her crap, and genuinely interested in her post-orgasm. When they travel, it's Brad who takes care of the details. When they need something, it's Brad who makes the call. Most of us would fall over, rip our clothes off, and throw ourselves on the ground spread eagle to be in the presence of such gorgessity, inside AND out. But Angelina's a funny duck. To her it's a life adjustment, and she's having a hard time reconciling the old way and the new way. This is not to say she'd rather be alone. It's just taking her a little longer to figure out how to be in a productive partnership. I’m getting from a pretty reliable source that Brad has the “patience of Job” and that he has been very sincere in convincing her to open up and let him in. I know, I know. Ripped from the pages of a lame chick lit novel, right? Like I said before...this is what I'm hearing, so this is what I'm reporting. But a closing word to those of you still thinking this is some kind of rebound pleasure f*ck: these two are fuh real, y'all. Take it from someone who used to believe that my Gwynnie, my sweet, my joy, my everything, was Brad's one true love. I was wrong, you hear me? I was WRONG! Brad & Angie FOR-EVAH!
