What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2017 22:04:08 December 18, 2017 22:04:08

You know what I thought of when I saw this? Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon at the Emmys. Feeling pretty proud of that one, don’t kill my buzz. But also? Our dogs do this all the time…except they’re way less persistent. Usually it only lasts 30 seconds max, and then the older one will start humping the younger one. (Dlisted) 

This article reminded me that it’s been a minute since I’ve watched Dangerous Liaisons. God I love Glenn Close so much in that movie. The way she’s styled in her new movie reminds me of Glenn as the Marquise de Merteuil towards the end. (“And this has proved something I’ve always suspected: that vanity and happiness are incompatible.” That’s Hollywood, right there.) She is GLORIOUS. I’ve just spent half an hour watching clips on YouTube. My GOD, she is spectacular. And she’s glorious in this new interview. (Jezebel) 

More twins?!? Secret twins! Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are reportedly the parents of twins. And they managed to keep the entire pregnancy undercover. I’m impressed. Are you impressed? (Just Jared) 

The Prime Minister of Canada, where I live, has declared definitively that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. This is a ridiculous debate. Who are the deplorables running around saying it’s NOT a Christmas movie? “Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.” Come ON! The better debate is whether or not Die Hard 2, also a Christmas movie, is the better Die Hard. Are you yelling at me? Bring it. You only think Die Hard the original is the better Die Hard because we’ve been conditioned to believe that originals are the sh-t. But from action sequence to action sequence, from set to set, from airport to baggage claim to airplane to lighting up the airplane runway, Die Hard 2 is superior. (Cele|bitchy) 

I want you to know that I was prepared to defend Demi Lovato. Because I saw the photo first from the waist up. And so I clicked, all determined to crusade for her style. And then. It’s impossible. It’s impossible because you can’t have a denim fanny pack AND denim leg warmers happening at the same time. It’s either one or the other. If you want to keep the fanny pack – or whatever that is around her waist – you have to forgo those things on her legs. If you insist on the things on her legs, you have to get rid of the fanny pack. (Go Fug Yourself) 

“This is the X we need right now” – how many headlines like that did you read in 2017? SO many, right? Did all of them hold up? This is an essay on urgency…and why “right now” has been such a big catchphrase. (The Ringer) 

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