Anna's 73 answers

September 11, 2014 16:19:42 Posted at September 11, 2014 16:19:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Devil Wears Prada set designers got it pretty close, non?

Anna Wintour's 73 questions is basically an opportunity for her to show you:

A. How people kiss her ass:
- her staff
- Karlie Kloss
- Oscar de la Renta

B. How she's the boss of everyone
- her staff
- Karlie Kloss
- Oscar de la Renta

C. How tight she is with Roger Federer

D. How she's too good to be part of something like this, too good to answer questions, and better than all of us.

So then why did you agree to it?

Well. To show off, obviously.

And obviously I ate that sh-t up. There's a woman who walks down the hall while asking her a question. With a smirk. You think she still has a job there?

How many years does it take to perfect talking like that? With such boredom and disdain? Everything sounds like a rebuke. I was afraid, and she's on a computer screen. Imagine if that was happening on her face?

And don't tell me she was putting it on extra. Anna Wintour is not an actor. The fact that she's so natural about this confirms everything. You don't need the answer to that question.

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