Another MiniVan Monster

December 3, 2007 12:29:47 Posted at December 3, 2007 12:29:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority has finally found an heir to Jennifer Aniston. And she is becoming equally as annoying.

Katherine Heigl – loves the paps, is a gay crusader, manoeuvres behind the scenes for more air time, better scripts, the best lines… the all American perfect girl who has become a major Hollywood player. As I said a few months ago, between the Albas and the Biels and the Gellars, my money is on Heigl to be the new TV Girl with a rapacious appetite for more.

Which is why she’s now suddenly burning her bra in a new interview with Vanity Fair, offering her opinion on her box office winning movie Knocked Up, effectively kicking Judd Apatow in the balls:

“(Knocked Up) paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys. It was hard for me to love the movie.”


Oh bitch… shut your ass!

If it was hard for her to love the movie, why did she do the movie??? Well…she did the movie for money. She did the movie for her career. Which means she put her professional ambitions over her personal beliefs. Which means she can be bought. And someone who can be bought should not be spewing off about positive female images. Or lack thereof.

And while we’re at it – how the hell do you think she landed this Vanity Fair cover anyway? And how is it that she’s suddenly commanding $6 million a movie? How else did she win that Emmy?

NOT on the strength of the sh*t that has become Grey’s Anatomy but on the popularity of one Judd Apatow, the new king of Hollywood.

This is what you call pissing on the man that makes you.

This is Katherine Heigl. Ungrateful, scheming, and a force to be reckoned with. There is a new famewhore in town. And she looks gorgeous in Vanity Fair.

Vanity Fair
Us Weekly

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