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Celebs

1. Tom Cruise
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Brad Pitt
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Britney Spears
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Paris Hilton
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Nicole Kidman
11. David Beckham
12. Katie Holmes
13. Madonna
14. Justin Timberlake
15. Jay- Z
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. KFed
18. Jessica Biel
19. Nicky Hilton
20. Elton John
21. Prince Harry
22. Gwyneth Paltrow
23. Jennifer Lopez
24. Sienna Miller
25. Ryan Reynolds

Full List

 

Smell Like EuroCheese

Two years ago, there was a Holiday Hoff Contest on this site asking readers to submit photos of celebrities inspired by David Hasselhoff’s cheese. The eventual winner nominated Antonio Banderas in these photos… as you can see, he is unquestionably channelling the Hoff. And with great success.

Now Antonio is launching his own fragrance for men, appropriately titled Blue Seduction… which of course reminds me of Blue Steele – Ben Stiller’s hilarious send up of male models in Zoolander. Antonio and Melanie Griffith arrived in Argentina yesterday on promo tour. As you can see, his Euro Cheese hasn’t gone mouldy.

On the plus side, looks like Mel has eased off the plastic surgery addiction. Am happy they are still together. If they ever split, she’d become Sad Smut. Trust.

PS. Remember that soft porn flick he shot with Angelina Jolie a few years ago. Original Sin? Remember the sex scenes? Rarely do I cringe when Angie is naked on film. But with Antonio? The opposite of hot.

Photos from Splash

Posted on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 12:00 AM