April 1, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2014 13:33:57 April 1, 2014 13:33:57

Katja! Happy 25th Birthday with love from your best friends Marusa and Petra. I know you’ve been stressing about your thesis and I know that you will never be totally satisfied with your writing – because that’s the writer’s curse: to you, it will never be perfect, which is why you keep writing. Kit Harington, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and Jesus Jared Leto are here to help you with that block. Good luck!

And for April -- Happy 40th Birthday! Courtney says that even though she’ll abandon you when the zombie apocalypse is upon us, you have that great skin…so you’re way ahead in the end. Here’s Ryan Gosling with George. I don’t understand though – what will be his fate?

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