April 15, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 07:08:03 April 15, 2011 07:08:03

Happy Birthday Angie Jolie! Sarah told me all that you and NotBrad have been doing for your parents. You’re incredible. And you deserve a trip to the Bahamas, although, you know, I do wish you a LOT of alone time when you’re there. Can I just tell you how amazing it is, your name? Your real name? I know it’s a pain in the ass to have to block calls and place orders but you could also seriously mess with people, like Brangelunatics, or get a better seat at a restaurant? Do tell me more of these stories. In the meantime, I’ve attached a few photos you might enjoy. And that card! “Write or die”. I think it’s the underlining part that kills me the most. Wishing you the loveliest, loveliest celebration.

To Emily – Happy Belated Birthday! Sorry to hear about the sh-tty year. Hope Disneyland started the new one off fresh. Thanks for staying with me all this time through so much gossip. Toasting you for much, much more ahead.

Happy Birthday Kathryn! Have fun at the Charlotte Room tonight! Two of your favourite Canadian ladies are attached. And I just did look up Bubble Guppies. The dog looks like a beagle!

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